"So if you got into a wreck with another Element, would you form a compound?"

That's the only one I've heard so far, and easily the most clever comment made about my car. beat's the usual "hey man, your car is square".

Anyone got any other jokes?

Hahaha... that's absolutely awful! :)

Drew

MY favorite that Ive got is it looks like the box it came in.

"In the specs, does Honda list its Atomic Weight?"

I hope you people realize that the real joke here is the Element.

How could you have bought such an fugly POS?

Someone finally built a vehicle only a blind person could drive.

s nice to see that we are gaining new members everyday

It is amazing what people will say when the THINK no one know who they are.

It appears OMG doesn't really our little fun boxes. But one thing i noticed is that he didn't have the courage to tell us what he drives. At least we're honest with ourselves!

OMG lets analyze this situation. You think we are crazy for buying this car yet your willing to take the time to sign up and post that? Right, we are the crazy ones. LOL Enzy really does make people ugly doesnt it.

[quote:71d312b5ec="OMG that's an ugly car!"]I hope you people realize that the real joke here is the Element.

How could you have bought such an fugly POS?

Someone finally built a vehicle only a blind person could drive.[/quote:71d312b5ec]

Don't tell me........you drive a puke green Pontiac Aztek right? :P

What a maroon. :roll:

Begone, Buttmunch! :evil:

I guess we could have gotten real personal with OMG and told him the real joke is between his legs. But I (we) didn't ?! :lol:

OMG

from the Merriam-Webster dictionary:

JEALOUSY: hostility toward a rival or one believed to enjoy an advantage

[quote:9e796e25c6="OMG that's an ugly car!"]I hope you people realize that the real joke here is the Element.

How could you have bought such an fugly POS?

Someone finally built a vehicle only a blind person could drive.[/quote:9e796e25c6]

The last time I checked, this was a free country (well, at least in New Hampshire it still is). So, what I drive is my own f&#*ing business. If you think it is ugly, well, you're entitled to your opinion. But, there are at least 29,000 of us who disagree with you.

Regards,
SOL

I thought this was going to be a great thread to see what everyone could come up with. OMG spoiled it, and now is feeling good about itself by everyone flaming it.

So lets try this again...

"How did OMG get injured raking leaves?...He fell out of the tree!"

This is sad. I thought this would be a light-hearted thread, then one person (OMG) throws a sourball and almost everyone grabs a hold of it. There's enough hostility in the world today--don't need to read it now for enjoyment.

OMG sounds like a very angry person for whatever reason. Let's just ignore him and maybe he'll go home.

P.S. Sorry, should have said ignore him/her and maybe he/she will go home!

Well, I'll add some humor to this thread to try to bring it back on topic..

Car Make Abbreviations (no offense intended to anyone)

HONDA - Highly Overpriced Never Discounted Auto - This is true from my experience, but I keep buying them anyway
TOYOTA - Too Often, Yankee Overprice This Auto
HYUNDAI - Hope you understand nothing's dependable and inexpensive
HYUNDAI - How your usual nerd drives an import
CADILLAC - Chevy after dealer installs lotsa ludicrous accessory crap
CORVETTE - Chevy often requiring very expensive tow truck expertise
YUGO - You use garage often
DODGE - Dem old dudes go everywhere!

And finally... why do Pontiac Aztec's have heated rear windows? So your hands don't get cold when you push them.

I'm sure others can add to this list...

Regards,
SOL

finally back to jokes, excellent. And Hawaiian E, nice one.

S.O.L, you missed one:
FIAT: Fix It Again Tony.

MOPAR My ol plymouth aint runnin'

GM = Gratuity for Mechanics.

BMW = Buy a Motor a Week

JAGUAR = Jerks and Goons Understand the Art of Repair

DAIMLER = Damnit, Am I Money Laundering for European Royalty?

CHRYSLER = "Crap!" He Rudely Yelled. "Somebody Lost Every Rivet!"

ISUZU = Ignorant Slobs Urge Zero Utility

I hope you people realize that the real joke here is the Element.

How could you have bought such an fugly POS?

Someone finally built a vehicle only a blind person could drive.



JOE D.! Is that you?

I have a friend "Joe"who says the most stupid things. He has really low self confidence. That is something he would say.

Well hell, let me add MY $.02 worth............I usually tell people who don't like what I say or do (or in this case, own) to muck off.

Thumper's Daddy said....."If you can't say something nice.....don't say anything at all"

Quite possibly the best advice ever given!

[quote] I hope you people realize that the real joke here is the Element.

How could you have bought such an fugly POS?

Someone finally built a vehicle only a blind person could drive.


JOE D.! Is that you?

I have a friend "Joe"who says the most stupid things. He has really low self confidence. That is something he would say.[/quote:2fce8f699c]

Everybody stop, hey, what's that sound?

OMG's ego's going down.

:::::wild giggling::::

:lol: :!: :P

Geez. Can't everyone see that OMG is suffering from.....buyer's remorse? <grin>

[quote:e5666fdfdc="Sons of Liberty"]Well, I'll add some humor to this thread to try to bring it back on topic..

Car Make Abbreviations (no offense intended to anyone)

HONDA - Highly Overpriced Never Discounted Auto - This is true from my experience, but I keep buying them anyway
TOYOTA - Too Often, Yankee Overprice This Auto
HYUNDAI - Hope you understand nothing's dependable and inexpensive
HYUNDAI - How your usual nerd drives an import
CADILLAC - Chevy after dealer installs lotsa ludicrous accessory crap
CORVETTE - Chevy often requiring very expensive tow truck expertise
YUGO - You use garage often
DODGE - Dem old dudes go everywhere!

And finally... why do Pontiac Aztec's have heated rear windows? So your hands don't get cold when you push them.

I'm sure others can add to this list...

Regards,
SOL[/quote:e5666fdfdc]

You also forgot:

FORD- Fix Or Repair Daily/Found On Road Dead

BMW=BMTroubleyou

What OMG doesn't know is that Honda plans on making 75,000 Elements. Thats a lot more than the 29,000 whatever it is he's driving. I thought they stopped making HUGO's, or is he still driving his VEGA station wagon?

I think OMG is the submoron I saw on another E related site. If it is, he's an on-line salesman for, how's this for a laugh, FORD!! HAHAHAHAHHAHHOHOHOHOHOHHEEHEEHEEEHEEHEE

The E is supposedly "FUGLY" and a "POS". Have you driven a FORD lately? I just got rid of 3 of them, you've seen them, they look like every other non-descript, conformist, bo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ring piece of crap on the road. Oh wow, there's a new Ford...uh...Explorer...no, Expedition....wait....it's an Excursion!!! That's it, it's a Taurus...or maybe a stylish Grand Marquis for all of the cop wannabees. The Element "fugly"? Jeez oh man, the "BIG 3" are the style VOID of the millenia.

Sorry for the tirade. Anonymous, tasteless, arsehowls just piss me off. I'll bet he flips people off on the road AFTER he takes an exit ramp. Wussy.

Hey folks, let's not be too hard on old OMG :(

He's just out of his ELEMENT! 8)

OMG Chemical symbol for:
Morontium: A colorless, humor impaired, foul smelling gas that quickly degrades into obscurity and whose appearance is sufficient to violently repel the opposite sex.

[quote:d0a6a335ff="jdef"]OMG Chemical symbol for:
Morontium: A colorless, humor impaired, foul smelling gas that quickly degrades into obscurity and whose appearance is sufficient to violently repel the opposite sex.[/quote:d0a6a335ff]


::::insane giggling:::::

You are too dang funny!

I'm Fine when I'm in My "E", but outside of the car I feel............like I'm out if my ELEMENT... :oops:

I'm OK when I'm in my "E", but when I get out of the car I feel like I'm out of my ELEMENT... :oops:

That joke was so funny, I had to read it twice.

Q: whats the chemical make up of an element?
A: model X & studio E

/ducks from flying pies/

humna, humna, humna.