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dexter19 05-07-2003, 11:17 AM Hey, When it comes to cars i don't know ny ass from my gas cap, but if any one needs advice on life, love, or anything, just know i'm here. (I also make a mean manhattan and am good to children). :lol: Black Elephant 05-07-2003, 03:01 PM Why were the smurfs blue? dexter19 05-07-2003, 04:03 PM they evolved from the see and their blue color was disguise from bigger fish. boneheadz 05-07-2003, 04:20 PM Who was casper the ghost before he died? dexter19 05-07-2003, 04:47 PM actually, Casper was a shower curtain salesman from Toledo. He fell ill after an encounter which a french seamstress and well there you have it. Drew 05-07-2003, 04:52 PM If I go to work at a fire hydrant factory, where do I park? dexter19 05-07-2003, 07:25 PM drew, it would probably be wise to take a cab. although with your brand new SOP, what would be the fun in that. i say get another job. StLouisPenguin 05-07-2003, 08:39 PM Which came first...the chicken or the egg? I would also like to know.....how many siamese twin dwarfs can fit into an E?? Inquiring minds want to know! dexter19 05-07-2003, 09:46 PM chicken. 15. 17 if you cut them in half and stack them properly. LQQK 05-08-2003, 04:49 PM Why is an astroid called an astroid and a hemorrhoid called a hemorrhoid? Shouldn't they be the other way around? And if that were true, would your proctologist be called an astronaut? :roll: isketerol 05-08-2003, 08:57 PM <With a cackling old nasty laugh> Wot is the average flight speed of a sparrow? Iskie dexter19 05-08-2003, 09:10 PM LQQk, Someone messed those up. as far as the the other part. i actuall do call my proctologist an astronaut. dr buzz mcaldrige. ISK the average flight speed of the sparrow ranges from 5 to 39 mph. boneheadz 05-08-2003, 10:03 PM Laiden or Unlaiden (sp)? europeon or african Okay now I am officially a geek. | ||