My E got egged last night. You can only imagine how pissed I am at this moment. The worst part about is that I had just washed it that day. But the best part about it is that I DID wash it that day. I had put Rain-x on my windows, so the egg came off like, well, egg in a non-stick pan. Took a high pressure hose to the rest and it's clean again.

For those of us in Michigan, I live in Allen Park, or what I like to call Pleasantville. Nothing happens here. And you wouldn't expect anything to happen here. Yet some whiny ass little high school pricks decide to egg my car. Obviously, it got the MVP treatment because it appeared to be the only vehicle on the street that was hit. They're lucky I didn't see this because I'm having a very tough time curbing my anger right now. All I know is, if I do catch them in the act, they're gonna get a 3-iron as a hood ornament.

i'm thinking a pitch-n-wedge would be the more appropriate tool for the job..
a bit shorter shaft and a more drastic head angle..

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probably good thing you didnt catch the punks!!
good luck

If someone did that to my E, and I caught them, they would be a research project to see how far you can throw an egg with your arms in a cast, and a 3-iron up your ass.

Damn, that's just so rude. Farking punks.

This Hellcat would've not hesitated one moment in calling the law on them if I'd caught them.

What is probably even sadder is that they probably don't even have a car of their own....and the only thing they get to get behind the wheel of is their Mom's Mini Van....bunch of punks.....If I caught them I would do something more serious than a three iron could inflict (or is it enflict...errrr!!!) I would tell their parents....because mos parents in a Pleasantville type of locale would be far harsher than I ever could be :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

In my area, they might appear to have a .45 slug or two that has penetrated their body from an unknown location. As some might know, the Pope was shot several times with a 9mm, but if he had been shot with a .45, the situation would have been different. (By the way, Did I say that I would shoot this unfortunate person?? Heavens NO!!)

Ouch!

Do you really think they egged your Element because it was an Element or could you have pissed someone off?

I only ask because I live in Taylor so we're practically neighbors.

You never know. There are lots of overly pro-US-built-car people in the Detroit area.

The "E" is built in the US. Some people just like being stupid little pricks. It's funny, hah-hah until it's their own car that's egged and they have to clean it up. Sounds like they need the flaming bag of doggie doo treatment.

Agreed.

Unfortunuately, some of these people don't care if this car was built in Liberty, Ohio or in their own back yard. Here in the auto capital of the world where you either work for the big three, have a relative that does or at least a friend who does, so many people are holding onto the way things were thirty years ago. The concept of a global economy is totally lost them.

Anyway, this is probably a moot tangient. Probably just one of those things. Sorry for the bad luck, robear00.

I don't have any enemies that I know of. The problem with Allen Park is that it is Ford country. If you notice, Tiger, when you're out here, for every vehicle that isn't a Ford, there are 6 that are. I used to have an Escort, so maybe I'm a traitor. Also, it's prom season, so there's a great deal of stupid things being done. I did file an incident report with the police, so in case this becomes a regular occurance, I can show my insurance company proof of what's been going on.