Here it is folks...the official "Waste of Bandwidth" awards poll:shock:

Okay, other than this (and some of my other posts over the past 18 months) which of the following are the most redundant, and bandwidth-wasting, recurring threads here on the EOC? I'm listing what I think is the top five cheesiest, most recurring themes in threads. Whats to win? nothing! I haven't got any dust-collecting statue or other chotchky to hand out...so just vote for the fun of it.:roll:

Anyone who is guilty of starting such threads and is offended by this:TFB:x

I refuse to vote until you create a thread that actually has something to vote for and you spell cheesiest properly. :)

Damn you...you started while I was still editing!:twisted:

Most of my posts and Threads have been pretty lame. But I'll nominate "Where's the 6 cylinder". and anyone who thinks this will happen on redesign is nuts. I really don't think there will be a redesign and the Element will be gone as a new car in 07 or 08.

Heck, now the poll is up and my nominee isn't listed. I feel like a Democrat!

I vote for any poll posted by Genom:lol:

I voted for what I feel is the most tiresome ... 3rd rear seat.

Well, you forgot a few like:

The "I hear a rear clunk noise" thread.

The "My Maintence Required light is flashing, what do I do?" thread.

The "Will this tire fit?" thread.

Now you all forgot about the "Has the windshield problem been fixed yet" threads.

Yup, definetly forgot the tire size threads...

Man those were hard to choose between, but went with the 3rd rear seat and it appears a lot of others did too.

I'm with you !! If I needed a 3rd rear seat I would not have looked at an E ..

I had to go with the My Element is better than that POS xB thread. That type of thread can seriously show how ignorant some E owners can be.

Can't all the boxes just get along?

I would vote, but I need to go outside and hose out my interior. I just got back from some serious off roading.

I would vote, but I need to go outside and hose out my interior. I just got back from some serious off roading.
Right, just make sure the E is parked on a down angle and the hose nozzle set on high and the water will flow right out the rear.:twisted:

P.S. For those " not in the know ", I'm just kidding.

This one's not a topic, but a common useless post: "I don't have that problem; there must be something wrong with you."

This one's not a topic, but a common useless post: "I don't have that problem; there must be something wrong with you."
That's the truth. I don't need someone I don't know telling me there's something wrong with me.

I'm married, so I got a wife to tell me that stuff.

This is by far the best poll ever! and by far the biggest collective waste of bandwidth!! :grin: *Applause*

It was a real brain bender as they are all good options.

This one's not a topic, but a common useless post: "I don't have that problem; there must be something wrong with you."

Other useless responses
1. You are having a problem with your E? You must be a troll.
2. Do your search.
3. I am totally happy with my E. It is flawless. I don't agree with any complaints about anything on the E.

Other useless responses
1. You are having a problem with your E? You must be a troll.
2. Do your search.
3. I am totally happy with my E. It is flawless. I don't agree with any complaints about anything on the E.



Ummm, yeah. Uh John, if you would have searched you would have seen where many others have already listed those.
RTFM.





:D

No man, it's the just-started "Who's smarter, cats or dogs" thread.
Geez....

Let's not forget the eternal Mac-vs.-PC debate.

I can't believe nobody's mentioned the fairly repetitive "Does anybody make a (3-6", fill in the blank) lift kit for the Element yet? I want to put a lift kit and 35" tires on mine. Will they rub? And will it effect gas mileage"?

JB

I can't believe nobody's mentioned the fairly repetitive "Does anybody make a (3-6", fill in the blank) lift kit for the Element yet? I want to put a lift kit and 35" tires on mine. Well they rub? Any will it effect gas mileage"?

JB
You're right, that's a good one also.

I nominate the "peeing in the shower" thread.

:)

i can't believe no one has mentioned any variations of the following:

- how to get best mileage in the E

- MPG EPA estimates - not always accurate!

and my personal favorite...

- 32.7 MPG!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, you forgot a few like:

The "Will this tire fit?" thread.

Don't forget the air-pressure/the stock tires suck threads.

great thread...by the way i was intrested in putting a light that comes on when the AWD is engaged. Anybody know how I can do that? :-D

This thread is starting to look like required reading for new members.:D

Oh! Oh! How about the Element drives okay in the snow! Geez, it drives great in the snow. No more new Threads please.:)

Oh! Oh! How about the Element drives okay in the snow! Geez, it drives great in the snow. No more new Threads please.:)

This is a new Thread.....oooooooooh after this no more new Threads.:grin:

Hey did anyone mention the I just got my E thread yet? I know people that just join like that one. Shouldn't there be a Heading for this or something?:twisted:

How about any thread that contains pictures of Bob's nipples.
I know there's like 3 or 4 floating around. (threads not nipples........I think)

:D

great thread...by the way i was intrested in putting a light that comes on when the AWD is engaged. Anybody know how I can do that? :-D
You know, that would be ok...but all joking aside, there is a guy over on the HCF forum that said he put a V-TEC light on his dash....tapped into his computer and the light comes on when the V-TEC kicks in.....I would LOVE that one!

How about any thread that contains pictures of Bob's nipples.
I know there's like 3 or 4 floating around. (threads not nipples........I think)

:D
:twisted: Did someone say nipples? I have a good friend who's nickname is nipples. We can't talk about Bob's nipples , they belong to the wife....:twisted:

:twisted: Did someone say nipples? I have a good friend who's nickname is nipples. We can't talk about Bob's nipples , they belong to the wife....:twisted:

:lol: Trust me they can talk about em and do. Did you see the picture I put up waaaaaaay back when. They can poke an Eye out. Empire talks about em all the time. Nice ones Huh?:? ha,ha,ha.....I thought they went away but, here they are again.:D

:D Maybe a case of nipple envy??:twisted:

What? No Mobile Electronics nominations?

1) XM vs. Sirius
2) Can you replace the factory sub with a larger one?
3) How do you take apart the _________ ? (fill in the blank)

BTW, does anybody know why my seat rocks?

What? No Mobile Electronics nominations?



BTW, does anybody know why my seat rocks?

Yeah I do. That is because you have a Rocking Stereo system Outpost! What did you forget or something?:? Rock on.:)

I still say we need to add the "What Tire Size Fits the Element"....maybe some others.

We could always talk about Spam.......:-P

Or, how about: How long does a thread have to lie dormant before someone sucks it back to life....

People should learn to leave dead things ......alone.:smile:

Bwahaha! Yeah! Or else something else rises from it!

People should learn to leave dead things ......alone.:smile: