Meet my two kids, Musetta and Nicoless (whose name takes on special meaning today cause I've quit smoking again this weekend).

Purrs,
Cat.

... and more of Nicoless and Musetta. Anyone else out there got cats? :):) P***y pride!!

This is Licorice.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f228/WWCD/IMG_3770A.jpg

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Regards,

black licorice is the best licorice :)

purrrrty!

This is Helen, in her favorite place, in the middle of our bed.:)

And Michael, our spoiled, aloof, "are you talking to me?" cat. :D

Funny pic :)

And Helen and Musetta coulda come from the same litter... same orange tummied tabby thing going on :)

Here is my contribution, Lazer, Lacy and Lucy :D , Lazer is my cat, the girls are Mrs Skiwood's!!
Lazer 4 years old, 22 lbs all cat no fluff, Lacy and Lucy about 10 pounds each soaking wet(not really :rolleyes: )

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Panda B - mutant siamese (really!), Willow - siamese, yes, she is missing the last 6" of her tail :mad: , Chessie DSH who is almost 22 years old.

I love cats buy my dogs are not to fond of them so I can't have one.

Here are Rico (Frederico Fellini) and Luna (Luna Obscurata).

Oh and a Saw Whet Owl that I found in the middle of the street last week, was a real hit at the Wildlife Rehabilitation Center.

http://www.wrcmn.org/public/default.asp

HS

... and more of Nicoless and Musetta. Anyone else out there got cats? :):) P***y pride!!

OMG - they remind me so much of our beloved Knuckles who we lost last past Monday. They are as cute as anything.

very sorry to hear about the loss of your kitty :(:(:(

There's lots of cats needing adopting, when you're ready to get another....

Here is my cat Tiki. This is the second day after we got him home as a kitten. He is almost 4 now. He also likes to take pictures just like me :)

My torti tabby ...Elizabeth is a senior at 16. She is spoiled rotten.:-P

these are such great pictures :):):) love the one with the camera :):):) more kitties! love the kitties! *purrr*

these are such great pictures :):):) love the one with the camera :):):) more kitties! love the kitties! *purrr*

Like kitties??? Me too...

http://www.elementownersclub.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20596

Oh so many wonderful photos of the cute kitties. Thanks for sharing.

The Whet Owl is simply gorgeous. So glad you rescued it.

aawwww. Those are soooo cute! I want a cat, but the GF is allergic and the landlord wont let us have any non-caged pets:-( :-(

Here is Chunk...

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And here we are together...

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That's not fat, that's love.

LOL... I'm gonna steal that line for a personal ad. It's not fat, it's love :)

Here's 2 of my babies...

First, my preciousssssssssssssss Bimbette - she was sick when we got her as a little kitten and took 2 months to get over it. We're pretty sure she got some sort of brain damage from it cuz she's dumb as a box of rocks, but she's the cutest, sweetest, most loving little kitty you'll ever meet. We just have to be careful to protect her from herself...


My "Mewse" at her instrument....
http://www.somerandomwebsite.org/img/Kittycat-The-Mewse.jpg

And another of her riding her "Couch Harley"...
http://www.somerandomwebsite.org/img/couchrider.jpg

Second, my Jekyl & Hyde big black male cat, Kitty aka Fernando Martinez aka The Great Kittini (He can get into anything, he can get out of anything!) aka CAAAAAAAAAAT! :mad: He turns from evil mastermind genius (ever seen a cat who can open tupperware?) during the day to snuggly, lovey, purry, happy kitty at night...
http://www.somerandomwebsite.org/img/TheBeastInTheWindow.jpg

Bimbette has a sister Elvira who essentially looks the same but is jet black with chocolate brown highlights in sunlight. Unfortunately, she's a bit shy and she's REALLY REALLY light absorbing so she's almost completely impossible to get a picture of :(

Me <3 my kitties!

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Oh and a Saw Whet Owl that I found in the middle of the street last week, was a real hit at the Wildlife Rehabilitation Center.
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Awwww, he looks soooooooo friendly! :D

Here's my old man Wolfe. He's 14 and going strong.

OMG... I dated someone with a brain damaged cat who looked JUST LIKE Mewse once :):):)

And Wolfie's looking great for an old man...

OMG... I dated someone with a brain damaged cat who looked JUST LIKE Mewse once :):):)

That's kinda scary, I assumed she was a one-of-a-kind, cuz I don't see how any cat with her intelligence (or lack thereof) could survive in the wild - we got her from a shelter when she was a wee little bag of skin & bones. Now she's fat & sassy :D

Mewse's look-alike... I forget what the source of her brain injury was, but she definitely had one.... it became most apparant in the area of her hygiene problems. She couldn't figure out how to poop so that it all came out, and would trot around the appartment with the sh!t hanging out her butt all day, dangling off her long grey fur. Sometimes I wouldn't notice in time, would reach down to scritch her, and she'd rub her butt against me happily.... ewwww!

She was something else.

Poor brain-injuryed pretty grey longhaired kitties!

Mewse's look-alike... I forget what the source of her brain injury was, but she definitely had one.... it became most apparant in the area of her hygiene problems. She couldn't figure out how to poop so that it all came out, and would trot around the appartment with the sh!t hanging out her butt all day, dangling off her long grey fur. Sometimes I wouldn't notice in time, would reach down to scritch her, and she'd rub her butt against me happily.... ewwww!

She was something else.

Poor brain-injuryed pretty grey longhaired kitties!

LOL...I've seen cats like that...I definitely agree with the ewwwww part! Ours is more like Barbie - completely oblivious of everything. She definitely knows hygeine though, spends most of her time licking herself and has the most amazingly glorious fur you've ever seen. Everything else though, she just kinda gives you a curious look then asks for petting :D

Here's my sweet Jaxsie! We got her from the SPCA 2 years ago. The little tree frog is Piney. Jaxsie likes Piney, Piney doesn't like Jaxsie! :roll:

Heres a pic or 2 of my Oreo Cookie...usually just call her cookie...got her at our local Humane Society. My 4yr old calls her Little Lover...b/c she gives everyone equal lovin time....

LOVE the "Reverse moustache" look on Oreo...but I gotta ask, what kind of oreo is she? Double stuff'd? :razz:

I love cats. have four of them (as soon as the one that ran away comes back...after four months of being gone.... :cry: )

This is my hairless cat. His name is Fallout. :)
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wow. it didn't even blink when you wrote on it!

Ok everyone, you all need this!

It's...

The KittyCat Dance! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpA2tMrQ4RU)

There now, don't you feel better? :D

I could have lived without knowing that existed. :)

I could have lived without knowing that existed. :)

Stuck in your head now is it? :evil:

Mwahahahahahaaaaaaa!

My friend's Manx named Cali...she's such a mush...I love this cat.:)

LOL always found the Manx's amusing...their butts look like the cat version of my Aussie :D

And here I thought CAT had her own thread....kinda like DC!!!!!

Meow? I paid a purrrrty penny for this thread, I'll have you know.

My thread! My thread! *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Meow? I paid a purrrrty penny for this thread, I'll have you know.

My thread! My thread! *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

My Preciousssssssss! Nasty, mean hobbittses, can't have my beautiful precioussssss thread!:mad:

Dogs are the enemy! Kill the dogs!
*whimper*
No, no, friennnnndsessss. Dogs are our friennnnnnnnnnndsessss.

Nice, sweeeet doggiessss, they likes Smeagol! The sniffs Smeagol! They licks Smeagol! Nooooooooooo the dog breath, it burnsssss usssss!

LOLOL <---in a really bad way. It's becoming too obvious that I am NOT getting any work done. I can't stop laughing!!!

Must. log. off. EOC. before you get me fired for LOL & PMP @ work.

*snort*

Meow.

Being a Dog person I thought this was funny when I saw it in Borders

BAD orangee. BAD orangee.

My KARma ran over your DOGma.

And besides that, dogs drool.

Harumph.

(ok, so I only stayed away from EOC for an hour. It's sucked me in. I give up... I've just traded in one addiction for another, it appears. At least EOC doesn't cause lung cancer)

BAD orangee. BAD orangee.

My KARma ran over your DOGma.

And besides that, dogs drool.

Harumph.

(ok, so I only stayed away from EOC for an hour. It's sucked me in. I give up... I've just traded in one addiction for another, it appears. At least EOC doesn't cause lung cancer)

Good for you giving up the smokes
Here is a top 10 list I found for you CAT

"Top Ten Reasons Why Dogs
Are Better Pets Than Cats"

1. Dogs will tilt their heads and try to
understand every word you say. Cats will
ignore you and take a nap.

2. Cats look silly on a leash.

3. When you come home from work, your
dog will be happy and lick your face. Cats
will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.

4. Dogs will give you unconditional love until
the day they die. Cats will make you pay for
every mistake you've ever made since the
day you were born.

5. A dog knows when you're sad. And he'll
try to comfort you. Cats don't care how you feel, as
long as you remember where the can opener is.

6. Dogs will bring you your slippers. Cats will
drop a dead mouse in your slippers.

7. When you take them for a ride, dogs will
sit on the seat next to you. Cats have to have
their own private basket, or they won't go at all.

8. Dogs will come when you call them. And
they'll be happy. Cats will have someone take
a message and get back to you.

9. Dogs will play fetch with you all day long.
The only thing cats will play with all day long
are small rodents or bugs, preferably ones
that look like they're in pain.

10. Dogs will wake you up if the house is on
fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door

*puts a hand on the spray bottle* Bad kitty! Get to work!

Maybe I should call your boss and tell him to carry around a spray bottle with him when you're slackin :evil:

Orangee, remember the difference: Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.

Good for you giving up the smokes
Here is a top 10 list I found for you CAT

"Top Ten Reasons Why Dogs
Are Better Pets Than Cats"

1. Dogs will tilt their heads and try to
understand every word you say.

3. When you come home from work, your
dog will be happy and lick your face.

4. Dogs will give you unconditional love until
the day they die.

5. A dog knows when you're sad. And he'll
try to comfort you.

6. Dogs will bring you your slippers.

7. When you take them for a ride, dogs will
sit on the seat next to you.

9. Dogs will play fetch with you all day long.

10. Dogs will wake you up if the house is on
fire.


My strange panther cat beast Roxie does all these things, although I do not have slippers so she brings me my socks, damn cat has a sock fetish.

A cat could be man's best friend, but never stoops to it.
Cats can purr; dogs can't.
A cat is nobody's fool.
Cats are cleaner, and don't get all nasty like this: http://www.oes.org/page2/3147~Extreme_Drooling.html
My cats do indeed greet me at the door with love and affection every day and curl up cuddling with me every morning... all of the love, none of the barking and drool.
Being a cat-owner requires much less poop-handling.
And I can stay out all night long on hot dates, take long weekend trips, and not have to worry about getting home to the dogs and taking them outside.
Cats are easy to understand... if you're a woman ;)
Cats are independent, by which I mean smart. - D. Barry
Cats are friends. Dogs are big babies.
Cats mean it when they kiss you.
Cats kill mice.
Cats cost less to feed.
Dogs think they're human. Cats know they are.

*purrr*

*ducking the squirt bottle*

Cats kill mice.

I have a corn-burning furnace and a large homemade corn storage bin in the basement (2200+ lbs capacity). When I mention that to many people, they get this worried look and inform me I might get mice in my house...

I smile and nod, saying that I hope so. It's cheaper to feed the cats that way and gives them some entertainment ;)

Mmmmm, yummy mice.

But really... that's quite cool. Never heard of a corn-burning furnace before! Though it makes sense... corn's used for alternative fuel for cars, yeah? I saw a West Wing episode about that once. (everything I know about the world, I learned from West Wing. And from my cats).

Yeah it's nice, it burns a little fire all the time, drops in kernels of corn a few at a time and keeps the house nice & warm. I can have the thermostat set lower than I normally would and it's quite comfortable since it warms the whole house, not just the air in the center of the room. It's obviously more daily maintenance than a gas furnace but WAY less than burning wood and it's pretty darn cheap to keep going, especially if you can buy a big bulk of your corn at harvest time in the fall!

And the old half sheltie loves to sleep in front of it :D

A cat could be man's best friend, but never stoops to it.
Cats can purr; dogs can't.
A cat is nobody's fool.
Cats are cleaner, and don't get all nasty like this: http://www.oes.org/page2/3147~Extreme_Drooling.html
My cats do indeed greet me at the door with love and affection every day and curl up cuddling with me every morning... all of the love, none of the barking and drool.
Being a cat-owner requires much less poop-handling.
And I can stay out all night long on hot dates, take long weekend trips, and not have to worry about getting home to the dogs and taking them outside.
Cats are easy to understand... if you're a woman ;)
Cats are independent, by which I mean smart. - D. Barry
Cats are friends. Dogs are big babies.
Cats mean it when they kiss you.
Cats kill mice.
Cats cost less to feed.
Dogs think they're human. Cats know they are.

*purrr*

*ducking the squirt bottle*


I don't know Cat . . . . my dog and I think cats are evil !!!

Books have been written on this subject that prove our suspicions :???:

Really. Books . . . . lots of books.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a246/box4rox/Cats1.jpg

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a246/box4rox/MadCat.jpg

yeah...I have a cat, but I really have nothing against dogs. They just don't fit into my lifestyle right now. Small apartment, wife and I work a lot, we often leave town on weekends. The cat is great because she can fend for herself. Maybe someday we'll get a puppy. Maybe even a human child.

In the mean time, here's another picture of my booba...

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yeah...I have a cat, but I really have nothing against dogs. They just don't fit into my lifestyle right now. Small apartment, wife and I work a lot, we often leave town on weekends. The cat is great because she can fend for herself. Maybe someday we'll get a puppy. Maybe even a human child.

In the mean time, here's another picture of my booba...


I know the feeling...dogs really tie you down to home ALL the time.

Luckily, I have a couple I'm friends with who already have 2 dogs and a big yard and are quite willing to trade dog-sitting.

Unluckily, they're having a baby in June...no more dog sitting, too much going on :(

I posted this before but...

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY:

8:00 a.m.Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9:30 a.m.Oh, boy! A car ride! My favorite!
9:40 a.m.Oh, boy! A walk! My favorite!
10:30 a.m.Oh, boy! Getting rubbed and petted! My favorite!
11:30 a.m.Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
Noon- Oh, boy! The kids! My favorite!
1:00 p.m.Oh, boy! The yard! My favorite!
4:00 p.m.Oh, boy! To the park! My favorite!
5:00 p.m.Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5:30 p.m.Oh, boy! Pretty Mums! My favorite!
6:00 p.m.Oh, boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6:30 p.m.Oh, boy! Watching TV with my master! My favorite!
8:30 p.m Oh, boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!


EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY:

Day 283 of My Captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an
informant, he speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the high metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time ....

I don't know Cat . . . . my dog and I think cats are evil !!!

Books have been written on this subject that prove our suspicions :???:

Really. Books . . . . lots of books.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a246/box4rox/Cats1.jpg

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a246/box4rox/MadCat.jpg

:lol: :lol: :lol:

ROFL

http://members.aol.com/realwaileaestate/images/cat%20w-machine%20gun.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b366/Lydiamandrussow/thCatMachineGun.gif

Would you guys please stop posting incriminating pictures of me without my permission?

I'm armed and dangerous! Meow!

http://members.aol.com/realwaileaestate/images/cat%20w-machine%20gun.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b366/Lydiamandrussow/thCatMachineGun.gif

This is too much! :lol:

How do you find this crazy stuff. That kitty is way too cute to be a sniper! (I guess looks are deceiving).

Well they ARE predators, even the cute ones :D

Except my dumb grey one...if she came across a mouse, I'm absolutely positive she would sit down with it and compare fur care tips, then offer to wash it.

Isn't living with natures most efficient predators a blast? :D:cool:

Except my dumb grey one...i:

Not dumb. Perhaps mentally challenged or intellectually challenged. :)

Even the grey kitty has something to offer...beauty tips to the mice.

Not dumb. Perhaps mentally challenged or intellectually challenged. :)

Even the grey kitty has something to offer...beauty tips to the mice.

Imagine Barbie as a cat. That's what I have :D

In reality she's probably brain damaged - she was REALLY sick when we got her and her sister and it took the grey one a long time to get over it. And when she was sick she wouldn't eat hardly at all since it was a respiratory infection - it has something to do with cats preferring to breathe through their nose, and if their nose is blocked up they don't really want to eat since they can't really breathe while they're doing it. Or something like that. But she's all better now and some of the best entertainment in the world. We just have to be careful to protect her from herself :D

Imagine Barbie as a cat. That's what I have :D

In reality she's probably brain damaged

Yeah, I remembered you "saying" that before. It's great that you love her and find joy in her.

She's my preciousssssssssssssssssss! And she's totally Daddy's Girl too...the friendliest, softest, fuzziest little kitty you've ever met. Brains not included. :D

Okay, I need to unload these on you unsuspecting people...
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Mwahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa! :evil:

And there's MUCH more where that came from!

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For you Zelda fans out there...
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Ok I'm done now :D

For the moment...

You're all lucky I have to go to a rehearsal now!

T-zero

Hurry back! I'm sure you've got more. :)

Stuck in your head now is it? :evil:

Mwahahahahahaaaaaaa!

Yes. Thank you. :mad:

OMG... those are great, Twi!!!

I of course love the kill kitty the best.

Kill!

heres what a sleeping oreo looks like sometimes shes gets in really weird positions but those are hard to catch...its like she knows and moves....I think she kinda physic'....

Here is a picture of my Cat Earl.............

BAD Orangee! Bad, bad, bad Orangee!!!!

*hissssssssssss*

:mad:

BAD Orangee! Bad, bad, bad Orangee!!!!

*hissssssssssss*

:mad:
All about EARL

http://www.earlthedeadcat.org/lilearl.htm

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.... that's just wrong!!

I suppose it's no more wrong, though, than my playlist including "Who Let the Dogs Out" immediately followed by "Dead Puppies" :-D

Dead puppies aren't much fun :( :D

My puppy died late last fall...
he's still rotting in the hall...

:shock:

One more time for Roman Hruska!

:lol:

My dogs not Spoiled...........he always smells that way

*groan*

That was awful...

*groan*

That was awful...

Not even a chuckle?
guess I'll go play with Earl now

A few cat posters for you gamers out there...

You know who you are.

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this is my freddie... 3 yo applehead siamese. he eats dogs..... seriously....

this is my freddie... 3 yo applehead siamese. he eats dogs..... seriously....

LOL...he looks a bit cross-eyed...you been hypnotizing him? ;)

must........... killllllllllll.......................dogs......... .......

You are getting sleeeeeeeepyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...you are getting veeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrryyyyyy sssssllllllllleeeeeeeee-HEY stop batting at the pocketwatch dammit!

*does a somersault in the air trying to nab the pocketwatch*

*does a somersault in the air trying to nab the pocketwatch*
Ah..........the famous Ninja Cat

For real ninja cats go here:

http://www.elementownersclub.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33339

(I know, shameless to pimp for another one of my threads, but the 300 Kitties mustn't be missed!)

or here:
http://www.ezprezzo.com/crazypics/ninjacats.html

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k13/rblash/funny/ninjakittenz4justice.jpg

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k13/rblash/funny/ninjakittenz4justice.jpg

LMAO............cowabunga dude!

:lol: Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This must be a young member in training ;)

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Love the Ninja Kittens for Justice. what a hoot!!

I don't think I could ever get tired of Ninja Kittie pics... or pretty much any other funny kitty pics :) Keep 'em coming!!! *purrrr*

I guess these kitties are...democats? I myself am the owner of a repup-lican.

Actually.... Democat is my handle on a certain dating website (seriously!)

*grin*

The temptation to comment on such a name is great :)

Go for it. Make sure to work in the fact I'm a LAWYER too! :D

But remember... I'm not declawed.

More fighting kitty fun...

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k13/rblash/funny/1174330218-1174132472319.jpg

Go for it. Make sure to work in the fact I'm a LAWYER too! :D

But remember... I'm not declawed.

Discretion is the better part of valor...:D

Smart boy.

*purrrrr*

A closer-up (posted in opening post as a thumbnail) of one of my cats making like a Ninja (we are fierce, my p***ycats and I...):

and another one of my faves made bigger :)

umm, with attachment this time:

So I fed my kitty this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-TfOcu9S2Q

and he was very grateful.

umm, with attachment this time:

Ah.......the Rare Monkey Cat

Our Cat rules, literally. He even has his own royal crest!

http://www.citizenshay.com/images/Rory_Crest.gif

In his crown bed:
http://www.citizenshay.com/images/throne.jpg

The king Rory lettin' you know who's boss:
http://www.citizenshay.com/images/rory.jpg

Overlooking his kingdom:
http://www.citizenshay.com/images/kingdom.jpg

Very nice Shay :D I'd have thousands of similar pics of my big black cat but sadly, he's too black to photograph :|

Love the one of the window...he looks so regal...and so relaxed!

Thanks. He likes to sit like the Sphinx for some reason, but always crosses his front paws like a proper gentleman.

His majestic crest was created for his blog, which he doesn't keep updated for some reason. Damn fickle cats.

Then today my sister in law sends me this!~

Cat Lover or Not, this is hysterical!!!

We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one:

Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying.

On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty.

Initially, the new acquisition was no problem--.

Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen.

"Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it."


"You know where the button is," I protested through the shower pitter-patter and steam. "Reset it yourself!"

"But I'm scared!" she persisted. "What if it starts going and sucks me in?" There was a meaningful pause and then, "C'mon, it'll only take you a second."

So out I came, dripping wet and butt naked, hoping that my silent outraged nudity would make a statement about how I perceived her behavior as extremely cowardly.

Sighing loudly, I squatted down and stuck my head under the sink to find the button. It is the last action I remember performing.

It struck without warning, and without any respect to my circumstances. No, it wasn't the hexed disposal, drawing me into its gnashing metal teeth. It was our new kitty, who discovered the fascinating dangling objects she spied hanging between my legs. She had been poised around the corner and stalked me as I reached under the sink. At the precise moment when I was most vulnerable, she leapt at the toys I unwittingly offered and snagged them with her needle-like claws. I lost all rational thought to control orderly bodily movements, blindly rising at a violent rate of speed, with the full weight of a kitten hanging from my masculine region.

Wild animals are sometimes faced with a "fight or flight" syndrome. Men, in this predicament, choose only the "flight" option. I know this from experience. I was fleeing straight up into the air when the sink and cabinet bluntly and forcefully impeded my ascent. The impact knocked me out cold.

When I awoke, my wife and the paramedics stood over me. Now there are not many things in this life worse than finding oneself lying on the kitchen floor butt naked in front of a group of "been-there, done-that" paramedics.

Even worse, having been fully briefed by my wife, the paramedics were all snorting loudly as they tried to conduct their work, all the while trying to suppress their hysterical laughter......and not succeeding.

Somehow I lived through it all. A few days later I finally made it back in to the office, where colleagues tried to coax an explanation out of me about my head injury. I kept silent, claiming it was too painful to talk about, which it was. "What's the matter?" They all asked, "Cat got your
tongue?"

If they only knew!

Why is it that only the women laugh at this?


Dom

Instructions for giving your cat a pill


1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call friend.

6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get friend to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down, remove ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered Doulton figures from hearth and set to one side for glueing later.

8. Wrap cat in large towel and get friend to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force cat's mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

9. Check label to make sure pill is not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to friend's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

10. Retrieve cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Throw Tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

12. Ring fire brigade to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologise to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.

13. Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed, hold cat's mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet of steak. Hold head vertically and pour pint of water down throat to wash pill down.

14. Get friend to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.

15. Arrange for SPCA to collect cat. Ring local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.

Finally, a halfway decent pic of our so-black-she-absorbs-light-like-a-black-hole little fuzzy girl kitty, Elvira :)

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oooh. Elvira is gorgeous.

& LOLOL at previous two entries. Specially the head injury one *grin*

TOYS!!!!!!!!!!

Here's some more I dug up today:

First, there's the always-adorable Bimbette with her gorgeous faux-fleece fashion throw:

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Then some of the evil beast...

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And finally one of all 3 to show how ridiculously difficult it is to get a pic of Elvira. Even KittyCat (on the left) shows up better. Elvira is on the right but all you can see is a dark spot...

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If you guys like some of those funny cat pics with labels, check out I Can Has Cheezburger? (http://www.icanhascheezburger.com) for a ton more. Great stuff

Anyway, say hi to Treacle. I was never really a cat person before (not that I was anti-cat, I just didn't really see owning one), but she's changed all that for sure.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/225/458290771_3ecaf71064.jpg

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Tentacle looks adorable :)

On another subject, Tentacles is my nickname around anime-watching types...:D

And on yet another note...

I officially hate you, ScottishArmsDealer. You made me go to that site and you ruined my perfectly good bad mood! :mad:

Now I've been cuted to death...

Love teh Shay Rory and teh Tentacles and teh Twilight Trio!

Here's a little morning music for you:

Tentacle looks adorable :)

On another subject, Tentacles is my nickname around anime-watching types...:D

That'd be Treacle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molasses), not Tentacle. ;-)

I officially hate you, ScottishArmsDealer. You made me go to that site and you ruined my perfectly good bad mood! :mad:

Now I've been cuted to death...

Oh, think that was bad do you? Take this (http://www.stuffonmycat.com) and this (http://www.cuteoverload.com/)!

Whoops...sorry Treacle, don't claw me!!

I still like Tentacle better though :evil:

The stuffonmycat and cute overload are cute, granted, but I fall more for the bad net-glish kitties any day :D

15. Arrange for SPCA to collect cat. Ring local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.

16. Put the pill in the hamster and feed it to the cat. :)

Has anyone gone to this website?
http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com

I have never seen a dog that looked like Hitler but I my brother has Olde English Bulldogs that look like Winston Churchill.

Are cats Fascists? :-D

Hmmmmmmmmm...

I like how this guy thinks :evil:

Has anyone gone to this website?
http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com

I have never seen a dog that looked like Hitler but I my brother has Olde English Bulldogs that look like Winston Churchill.

Are cats Fascists? :-D

Cats are totalitarian dictators :D

Cats are totalitarian dictators :D

I think we are on to something here.
Chairman Mao (Meow?) looked like a cat too.
Hmmm.

Now THAT would be a great cat name, Chairman Meow.
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I had a really really ditzy boss once. It was hard not to laugh in her face at her ditziness. Especially when she used to go on and on about how she was going to adopt a baby girl from China, and she was gonna make sure that baby girl grew up to know ALLLLLLLLLLL about the culture she came from... cause my ditzy boss was gonna teach her everything about China, she used to say, "starting with Chairman Mayo."

It hurts to stifle a snort.

Now THAT would be a great cat name, Chairman Meow.
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I had a really really ditzy boss once. It was hard not to laugh in her face at her ditziness. Especially when she used to go on and on about how she was going to adopt a baby girl from China, and she was gonna make sure that baby girl grew up to know ALLLLLLLLLLL about the culture she came from... cause my ditzy boss was gonna teach her everything about China, she used to say, "starting with Chairman Mayo."

It hurts to stifle a snort.

Chairman Meow is too corny.
Chairman Mayo is just sad.

That'd be Treacle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molasses), not Tentacle. ;-)



Oh, think that was bad do you? Take this (http://www.stuffonmycat.com) and this (http://www.cuteoverload.com/)!

Nice kitty.

so you still haven't named your E? Start a thread EOC will gladly help you out. We are never at a loss for words, advice, comments, sarcasm and more.

OR if you have a few names you've been tossing around and can't decide, list as a poll and we'll vote (and make rude comments) :roll:

-g

Here is our kitty.
His name is Bela.
He is a stinker.
He is a Blue Korat.:)

Bela is beautiful -g

He looks a little suave and sneaky :)

Yes....*****......Her she is ....She loves the Element !:rolleyes:

Yes....*****......Her she is ....She loves the Element !:rolleyes:

Heheheh.... the website's autocensors have a dirty mind. He just meant *****cat, you *******s! ;)

Here's our cat WHISKERS (the kids named him.....), he's a rescue kitty and is ? 9'ish years old. He likes to EAT flowers and these are pictures of him caught in the act with pollen on his face !!!

LOL!!! if he only knew what he looked like caught in delicto fragrante...

Please be careful and know that lillies are poisonous to cats and can cause kidney failure. My cat suffered kidney failure a couple of years ago. She's an indoor cat only and the vet asked if she'd been exposed to anti-freeze or lillies. I happened to have a flower arrangement sitting quite high on a shelf, but apparently that was enough exposure. There's lots of info on the internet if you do a Google search for plants/flowers that are poisonous to cats. By the way, my cat recovered completely after 5 days in the hospital and a further 2 weeks of fluid therapy at home. It was a very scary time, though.

he's ok, the flower picture was taken a few years ago.
He likes to eat roses.

The Kill (a lambswool duster):

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1243/553667820_56107e8290.jpg

Resting after the kill (Rudy, the teen-age Tonkinese):

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-Mike

oooh! fierce killer kittY!

*purrrr*

Here is a quick pic of Capone..................20 pounds! And he was the runt! lol



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When I get on my PC I will post more pics! I LOVE my cats!!

When I get on my PC I will post more pics! I LOVE my cats!!

More p*ssy pics! Yay!

Careful or that huge kitty will consume that poor little girl!:D :lol: :lol: :) That's one monster kitty.

This is Licorice.

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Regards,

LOL, love the black kitty sleeping on it's back. I had a wonderful balinese which loved to sleep on his back or on my shoulder. I could not get on the computer when he was around. He thought I was ignoring him if I did. He was 18 years old when I had to have him put to sleep. He had salivary gland cancer.

Matilda-Louise (10 month female)
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Matilda-Louise (10 month female)
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Pretty kitty! But what's up with the rings on fire and the dilated eyeballs? Pretty kitty on drugs!

Beautiful kitty-looks just like my Stuart, well, she is a bit thinner, he's a big boy.

Pretty kitty! But what's up with the rings on fire and the dilated eyeballs? Pretty kitty on drugs!
Uhmmm....I thought the fire art was cool....and the other was Shrek??? Sorry if thats confusing.

That's what too much catnip will do - she has the same look as big kitty when he's had 4-5 catnip leaves fresh from the garden :evil:

Here is a quick pic of Capone..................20 pounds! And he was the runt! lol

wow...I thought I had a fat cat (see page 2).

Our cat Sally has made it to 20 years. With all she has endured I thought she should brag. She still gets up to greet us when we come home.

Hep cat.

I like this one because he looks just like my cat(without the headphones!)

This is Tucker. I hope he's just as comfortable in my future Element as he is on the sailboat. Kiwi should be here next week!

Our cat Sally has made it to 20 years. With all she has endured I thought she should brag. She still gets up to greet us when we come home.


Happy 20th, Sally!! How wonderful you've had such a long time together!

This is Tucker. I hope he's just as comfortable in my future Element as he is on the sailboat. Kiwi should be here next week!

LOL love the pics of the sailcat!

Here's Marcus we just lost him sometime VERY early morning on August 12th. Liver failure at 7 yrs old, we woke up and he had passed. I had been trying to desperately get him back on track, but he took a turn for the worse the Tuesday before and just kept going downhill even with subQ fluids at home to help support his dehydration. The picture is not upside down, he is; taken in May 2007 before he got sick. We miss him terribly.

Here's the devil child - 'nuff said...

She loves the dogs and they love her!

litlbabies,
Sorry about Marcus. He looked like a great friend.

Awww. So sorry to hear about your loss. He looks like he was a great cat!

Very sorry to hear about your fuzzball, litlbabies :( Do you have someone else who can take over the evilness quota? :D

The most theraputic thing in the world is a cat purr...

...usually right before they destroy something! :rolleyes:

Thanks everyone - I wish I could have helped Marcus more. He was a good boy and never caused us any trouble :sad:. He will be coming home tomorrow. We had him cremated.

Litlbabies-so sorry for your loss. Such a young age... losing a pet is so difficult..

My 16 year old kitty was just diagnosed with kidney disease. The reality that we could lose him soon has really hit home. I value every moment I have with my big handsome boy.. it's tough.

Again, my condolences.

Asthma Linked to Cat Allergies

http://www.livescience.com/health/070928_allergies_asthma.html

...More than 50 percent of the current asthma cases in the U.S. are the result of allergies, especially to cats, according to a new National Institutues of Health (NIH) study...

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Miura

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Stella

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Hazen and the cats

Adorable - they certainly look like they're worth their weight in evilness! :razz:

Adorable - they certainly look like they're worth their weight in evilness! :razz:

Hah!

Miura spends most of 23 hours out of each and every day running from imaginary ax murderers. Stella, fooled everyone including the vet and turned out to be a fella...he has quite the personality...ofcourse, he OWNS everything in the house- including us...and he drools -bleh! But only when he's oh so comfy and relaxed....which unfortunately means when he is lying on top of you....just watch for the signs of a sudden head shake! BLEH!

Well I guess if we're posting pictures of cats...here's my Izzie. Found her in the bushes at approx 6 weeks old outside a hospital (hence the name Izzie..Grey's Anatomy reference). She's chasing her tail and falling off the chair in the one pic...

This is "Charlie Tuna".......he is a tri-pod with only 3 legs. He adopted us on my Birthday about 4 years ago.

Okay -- Cat's rule, I hear ya.
My cat does rule---my HOUSE!:evil:
I rescued her when she was a tiny kitten - a stray had a litter under my house, I heard cryng one day and saw a momma & daddy cat luring this little kitten out into the field next door. Then they left her there and the momma cat went back to the rest of the litter. Well I couldn't let that little baby die out in the field, so I picked her up, took her to the vet, where they labled her "skanky" and worm riddled. She got all fixed up, and she is pure "evil" in a cat body! I know now why her old family tried to get rid of her!
She sneaks up behind you all the time and attacks you - especially when your watching a scary movie - she acts like she'll play with you then attacks! - She won't drink water unless it's in a bowl poured fresh from the sink (I think she thinks we'll try to poison her) She constantly puts dead critters in our shoes! - she even tries to drop them on top of my feet when I use the bathroom late at night and leave the lights off (always turn them on now!) She makes you play fetch until your arm falls off, if you stop throwing that's another thing you'll find in your shoe. She rips the toilet paper off the roll - BUT she does do 1 nice thing! She gives you high 5's when you use the bathroom:oops:

Heres the most recent pic of my two Roxie and Rascal. I got a Harley Davidson Collar for Rascal, he looks cute with it on. I am not sure how I got this picture, as by the time I am ready to take a pic of them cuddled together, they are already running 2 different directions. I guess they don't wnat me to know that they really do care for one another.:D

Awwwww adorable, she has that look of cultured innocence...:D

She makes you play fetch until your arm falls off
Wow, I thought my cat was the only one that played fetch. She loves the plastic rings off the tops of Vitamin Water bottles. She'll play fetch with those for hours. Once you stop playing, she shoves them under the couch.

Lifted the couch one day and found 27 of those plastic rings under there.

...twenty seven.

lol@ Marcus...........27

My cat loves the milk top rings..........that and empty toilet paper rolls. Woo Hoo!:razz:

Mrs Anthony....my cat drools too when he is loving on me.......eww. I thought he was the only one! :twisted:

She really loves the milk rings off the milk jugs - but her favorite is aluminum foil--yuck! you have to be real quiet when getting it out - She also hears candy wrappers, especially the foil off Hershey kisses -Those are her favorite!--and mine too, so I have to sneak candy around the cat8-)

Ours just learned the sound of treat bags. Which incidentally make the same sound as chips, dried fruit, and anything else in a plastic or foil bag. Reaching into the snack bin can become hazardous to your health now...

Ours just learned the sound of treat bags. Which incidentally make the same sound as chips, dried fruit, and anything else in a plastic or foil bag. Reaching into the snack bin can become hazardous to your health now...

Same at my house. I get my chips, turn around, and they are wondering where their treats are.

To All,
Cute kitty cats. Critical Level love the photo of Roxie and Rascal.

-g

Here is Akiki, bringin the foil!

I had been cutting down a verry large 40 year old mullberry tree at my house and hauling a little bit off every day to work. At lunch driving to a pit and unloading Id been at it for a week and one day I saw a oil field tanker truck pull out of the road I was turning on. It was going at a fast clip and i saw several what looked like quail or dove come out of the bottom back of the tractor trailer. The car in front of me drove right over them. I went past and flipped a u turn and went back. There were 6 little kittens (the vet said they were 3-4 days old) well I picked them up and took them home and me and wife raised them night and day for 2 months. We wound up keeping 2 of them this was 4 yesr ago. Best dam pets ive ever had ,they truly think they are human anyhoo hers some picks of peanut and dude
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p255/givememytoys/026peanutinbox.jpg This is peanut in a box
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p255/givememytoys/cats001.jpg Sunday nap time
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p255/givememytoys/cats003.jpg Peanut dosent like his picture taken
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p255/givememytoys/cats004.jpg This is dude asleep in the bathroom after he unrolled all the toilet paper on the roll

You're all killing me with these pictures of your cats! As of late I have been to a couple shelters here on Long Island looking for the right cat for me.:)

I really like a particular cat at a north fork shelter named Penelope (http://search.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=8038309), and while I was in the cat room, another cat named Kitten (http://search.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=2375317) would not leave me alone...she was very friendly. I'm partial to Penelope since she is "odd-eyed" (http://www.flickr.com/groups/66353010@N00/) (has two different eyes)...the pictures on Petfinder.com do not do her justice, she and her eyes are beautiful in person.

I was also at another shelter this past Saturday and saw a cat named Valentino (http://www.littleshelter.com/cats/cat9-5.htm) who was very friendly. There was another cat named Caroline there as well who was in a cage since she was recently sick and just finishing her medication. They say she will be ready to be adopted inside of a week.

I'll be sure to post here should I get a cat any time soon.:D

Until then, I'll just get my dosage of cat from my friend's Manx named Cali.

The cats are probably wondering, what's it take to be the perfect cat? Pick me! Pick me!

Just go and sit down, a cat will pick YOU!

Just go and sit down, a cat will pick YOU!

That's what happened with our big male cat. We told the shelter we wanted a non-shy cat and they said they had just the guy. They let him out, he wandered over to me, and I picked him up. He immediately threw his paws around my neck and started to purr so loud my wife could hear it 10 feet away. We were left with no choice but to take him...:razz:

Genom, I'm surprised a stray hasn't shown up at your house yet --thats how I get all mine.
But next best thing is the shelter:)

In the nine years I've had my house I have seen maybe two strays come my way, but they must have just been passing through as they only hung around for a moment or two.

When I was at the shelter in Southold, I was greeted in the cat room by "Kitten" and she didn't seem to be concerned that I was there to see Penelope...Kitten just kept after me.

Kitten is a very sweet cat and is declawed, so she would have to be an indoor only cat (which is my intention either way since my road is relatively busy).

In the nine years I've had my house I have seen maybe two strays come my way, but they must have just been passing through as they only hung around for a moment or two.

When I was at the shelter in Southold, I was greeted in the cat room by "Kitten" and she didn't seem to be concerned that I was there to see Penelope...Kitten just kept after me.

Kitten is a very sweet cat and is declawed, so she would have to be an indoor only cat (which is my intention either way since my road is relatively busy).

Sounds like you've found your match then :D

There's an Onion article that reminds me of this thread...

Cats Are Better Than Dogs (http://www.theonion.com/content/point/cats_are_better_than_dogs)

The counter-point is awesome.

Kitten has my vote! Post a picture when you get her! :);-)

Kitten has my vote! Post a picture when you get her! :);-)

Another vote for Kitten! I thought so in the first post you mentioned-my tomcat "Bobby Seale" picked me out too. I went to the shelter to see a large female named Ebony. She had "cruised" me at Petsmart the week before. On this occasion, she wouldn't even look at me. On my way out, feeling rejected, a large black tom grabbed my jeans with his paw. Our eyes met, and I knew I had a new adopted son :D We've been a family (adopted a feral tuxedo named Moon later) for 9 years now.

Well, I've posted pics of our dogs so I guess the cats deserve equal time:

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This is Mouse

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This is Tom

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This is puddles.

All are strays that have come to us one way or another.

Roxy(White and deaf), Morgan(At her best with satellite), Vista(Since she frequently crashes), and trouble brewing at the fish tank!
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They are cute. I like the trouble brewing pic.
I thought my cat was the only one who like to lay behind the keyboard.:D

Gotta love Vista. Such interesting naming for our animals...:rolleyes: :D

BAM my evil cat
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I love BAMs coloring, it's beautiful.

Yea, he is great. he is almost a year old now and is a little bigger and has more shimmer now with rosettes getting darker

lol
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BAM my evil cat
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OMG he's beautiful. Is that an ocicat?

I thought my cat was the only one who like to lay behind the keyboard.:D

That keyboard is the cats @ss! Literally!

Wow, what a beautiful coat that cat has!

I may have to try and find a cat like that to match the leopard spots tattooed on my left arm.:D

I remember seeing a cat that looked just like Bam.....at the ZOO!

If I was in the wild and saw him, I'd probably shoot first just to be safe. Please don't get me wrong, I am sure he is a sweetie, but just his color pattern has that exotic "Wild" look to it.

Awesome cat though if he is house tamed! He'd fit right in here in Cincinnati. GO BENGALS!

This is my baby AJ Moye. I found him at one of my apartment sites that I manage..... some kids were trying to hurt him. When I ran the kids off, he ran away....about an hour or so later I found him uner my car and then I spent the next hour trying to get him out from under there..... finally I got him out from under the car, brought him into my office and gave him water. It took him about an hour or so to check everything out and plop down on my desk. (Like, "This will do.")

That night he went home with me in my van, somehow got out of the box I had him in, got on my lap and sat on my lap looking out the window the entire drive home......He is now chubby and happy....Oh and very spoiled..:cool: And takes NO s**t from my dogs :cool:.......He runs the place!

My kung fu is greater than yours

Tucker sends over some brother love.

Tucker has a chocolate milk mustache! So cute:)

OMG he's beautiful. Is that an ocicat?

He is a Bengal.
I am hoping he hits the 25-30 lbs. mark. I will post some better pics later. Thanks

Tucker is so fancy! :)

Tucker looks likes he's melting:shock:

Sounds like my big male kitty last year. I built a large storage bin to hold corn for my corn furnace. When the bulk truck came to deliver the corn, the auger arm was too long to swing out in my driveway, so they brought out their vacuum delivery system. This consists of a huge vacuum motor and spout on the end of a 200 ft 4" hose.

Of course, big kitty was checking out the bin with a lot of interest, since it's built right under the old coal delivery door and the coal door was open. Imagine his surprise when the vacuum suddenly started running and shooting corn and dust all over the place! It was like he was in a cartoon, the paws were going at light speed but he didn't move for a good 2-3 seconds before getting his traction and taking off like a cat out of hell.

I'm gonna try to get it on video this year, need another delivery soom :D

I adopted a stray kitten (6 months + or -) over Columbus day as a friend for my cat Judy. Went for vet appointment today and found out she's preggers. :shock::shock::shock:Anyone looking for a kitten:confused::-o??? Photos:Kitt-n the expecting mom by the fireplace and in her chair , Judy (8 yrs)in her spot atop me with the laptop

Lurking cat is...


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...still lurking.

Lurking cat is...


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...still lurking.
OMG....I had to LOL, LOL...this picture is great...I can't get over it.....what a great pic.

OMG....I had to LOL, LOL...this picture is great...I can't get over it.....what a great pic.

He does that a lot, works especially well since he's jet gloss black :D

Here is a picture of my boy Jack, he will be 8yrs old this coming January.

Here is a Pic of my Roxie, I just thought this look so cute.

Awwwwwwww CUUUUUUUUUTE!

She's all bellied up to the bar, ready for a drink! :D

Jack has beautiful eyes

Roxie does look cute...if not tipsy.

-g

About a month ago I went to a local shelter and saw a cat named Caroline (http://search.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=9682134) who was recovering from an illness in a cage away from the general population. She is now up for adoption and on Petfinder.com...I may be going to see her this coming weekend. She was very affectionate and easy going...I like that.:)

For a young cat she seems to have very large eyes.

About a month ago I went to a local shelter and saw a cat named Caroline (http://search.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=9682134) who was recovering from an illness in a cage away from the general population. She is now up for adoption and on Petfinder.com...I may be going to see her this coming weekend. She was very affectionate and easy going...I like that.:)

For a young cat she seems to have very large eyes.

OOh Genom, keep us posted. I hope Caroline has a complete recovery and that she goes home with you. If not I pray for her to get a new loving home very soon. -g

:sad: I went to the shelter today to find that Caroline was adopted and taken to her new home on Friday Nov 22nd...

my search continues...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B10JuhMCukY

For all us cat lovers - something to make you wet your pants laughing

That was great, the end was the beat.:lol:

Well I tried adding the images but I'm having hot linking issues so here is a link to my Portraits I have made of my varmints.

Cats Page (http://picasaweb.google.com/jason.blaylock/Cats)

JSB

Nice pics, adorable kittehs, they look like you had them done at a pottrait place.

I went to visit you-tube and saw the video of the cat waking his master. My cat treats my husband like that every morning and if could only get his paws around a bat! While at you-tube I watched the Mean Kitty Song. Excellent!! Here's the link, if I've done this right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo&feature=related

Most excellent :D One of our cats, the little black fuzzy sweet one, wakes us up like that EVERY morning. Except her meow is more whiny and instead of clawing our face she licks it while drooling. IMPOSSIBLE to sleep through!!

Here are some pics of Jack (Orange) and JoJo. My girlfriend sent me those this evening.

JoJo reminds me of my old cat Hippie .. she died about 1 1/2 yrs. ago.

Here is Wolfie, we just found out he has FIV. He's around 15 and hoping he makes it a few more years.

Amya, sorry to her the news about your cute 15 y.o. kitty.

Thanks .. but it's his own fault. He is a scrapper, and I don't think he's ever won a fight in his life. I've watched him .. he starts them. It's pretty bad when you know your Vet's phone number by heart, all I have to say is "this is Amy" and they know who I am. LOL

He got into a pretty good one last July with a ferral cat, I'm pretty sure that's how got it. Of course he also has herpes of the eye ... now kitty aids. I'm a bit worried about his lifestyle. JUST KIDDING !!

The Vets says it's my fault ... since he is a small male cat (9 lbs) and I gave him a dogs name (Wolf) I should expect him to fight.

He's a good guy ... I'm just going to enjoy him while I can. He's had a good life.

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The Vets says it's my fault ... since he is a small male cat (9 lbs) and I gave him a dogs name (Wolf) I should expect him to fight.
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My vet said the same thing about my little one. I thought Rascal was a cute name to along with my older one Roxie. He has more than lived up to his name, as he is always getting into things he shouldn't be in.

Thanks .. but it's his own fault. He is a scrapper, and I don't think he's ever won a fight in his life. I've watched him .. he starts them. It's pretty bad when you know your Vet's phone number by heart, all I have to say is "this is Amy" and they know who I am. LOL

He got into a pretty good one last July with a ferral cat, I'm pretty sure that's how got it. Of course he also has herpes of the eye ... now kitty aids. I'm a bit worried about his lifestyle. JUST KIDDING !!

The Vets says it's my fault ... since he is a small male cat (9 lbs) and I gave him a dogs name (Wolf) I should expect him to fight.

He's a good guy ... I'm just going to enjoy him while I can. He's had a good life. Hey Amya-my little girl cat has herpes in the eyes. She acquired it from her mom during birth. I spent the bucks and took her to a veterinary opthamologist, and she said there was little to be done. She did however recommend L-Lysine added to her food during outbreaks to hasten the clearing up. It's a food additive you can grind up and put in their food. She suggested 500 mg daily til the outbreak cleared, and you can get it at health food stores..It really does seem to help..

Thanks,

I do give him that every once in a while. He's had it about 4 yrs and has only had a couple of outbreaks, but he also gets a growth on his eye and has eye drops every day. I don't think he can see very good out that eye anymore. Boy I make him out to be a pain don't I. LOL

Nah-they're only a pain when you want to sleep late and they want breakfast! :D

Girlfriend sent me a picture of Jack today. Hes gonna be 9 on the 1st of Jan.

Nah-they're only a pain when you want to sleep late and they want breakfast! :D

When we got our first cat, Michael, he would come to our bedroom doorway and stand up and scratch the door facing to get us up. Someone told me to get a water pistol and when he did it to squirt him and he would stop. I did, and he then would stand outside the door and reach around and scratch it. We finally cured him by a visit to the vet. (No more scratching)
Now he gets on my dresser and stares at me around 6 am. If I don't get up he begins methodically swatting coins, my watch, cell phone or anything else he can push off into the floor until I finally get up.
I guess we know who's boss????:confused:
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Nah-they're only a pain when you want to sleep late and they want breakfast! :D

I have one word of advice for that one......AUTOFEEDER

lol
I had 2 cats that loved this and well I loved it too.

the only thing that they craved was Fancy feast samon on Friday's

I have one word of advice for that one......AUTOFEEDER

lol
I had 2 cats that loved this and well I loved it too.

the only thing that they craved was Fancy feast samon on Friday's

My cat has an auto feeder-- she actually hates wet food (yeah she's weird) it's hell when I'm trying to give her medicine and I don't have anything to mix with it.

She does love those katty shack kitty treats in the little carton. I have it on the counter in a basket with all the pet treats and when she wants one she pulls it out and whacks it with her paw and sends it flying across the kitchen, then the dog picks it up and sneaks off with it. He actually got into one time and I yelled at her that she would have to go the rest of the week with no treats because she fed them to the dog.
I think she made my life hell that week:evil:

seriously...how cute is this? That is actually her chair at the table.

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Where her

CHEEZBRGR !

seriously...how cute is this? That is actually her chair at the table.

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Hey fcz1 I think I have her twin brother
Thats a nice looking cat.

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p255/givememytoys/SANY0058.jpg

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p255/givememytoys/fatboy.jpg

Here ya go FCZ1, I fixed the pic for you :D

Hey fcz1 I think I have her twin brother
Thats a nice looking cat.

Thanks, as is yours. She was a rescue so I don't know what kind os siblings she has running around. But PA and TX are pretty far apart...

She actually doesn't beg (usually) while sitting at the table. She just likes to be part of the family.

Here's another, albeit a little blurry.

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one more for good measure in another one of her favorite seats...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44SXoYJ23ww&feature=related


this made me laugh -- thought I'd share :)

Heres another of the fat JoJo