I was thinking that it is time to find a friend for Sam so I was thinking of placeing this

SBDM (single black dominate male) enjoys barking and patrolling a fence line ISO SSF(Single submissive female) into sleeping, drinking from the toilet and repetitive humping.

I was thinking that it is time to find a friend for Sam so I was thinking of placeing this

SBDM (single black dominate male) enjoys barking and patrolling a fence line ISO SSF(Single submissive female) into sleeping, drinking from the toilet and repetitive humping.

sounds like mans best friend, will she retrieve beers :lol::lol::lol:

I responded to an ad like like a long time ago now.

Look what happened to me!

:rolleyes:

I responded to an ad like like a long time ago now.

Look what happened to me!

:rolleyes:


You made this huge mistake, but the Rocket Pups are cute, so.... (it was not such a big mistake):wink:

Looking for a daring SM. To enjoy outdoor activities, eating grass, and lounging. I am a SF relaxed but vigilant, and FIXED! My sister is as well.;-)

Have a large yard and many toys to play with.:lol:

Ad from a Black Lab:

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating our of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work wearing only what nature gave me. Call 867-5309 and ask for Jenny, I'll be waiting....

Keep 'em comin! I'd add my own but I'm too dead tired to think clearly. But I'm getting good entertainment from the ones so far and I'll ad mine tomorrow when I'm more awake :D

From a 7 mo old female Westie:

SWF (well...off-white...I'm really a dirty girl!!!) seeks active male with LOTS of energy.

Loves romps in the park, wrestling, digging, general hell raising. JUST CALL ME RIOT GRRRL! I have my sensitive side too and I love to snuggle (if you don't mind the occasional love nip).

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Bi-racial Straight Speutered Couple seeks submissive (eta) neutered male companion for threesome wrestling and humping activity. Must be into rabbit scat, mud baths, and roadkill. Leash training preferred. Last male companion was not submissive enough and did not enjoy his golden shower. Please no midgets! (eta) Must be disease free!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e374/wyldmoonwoman/100_2612-1.jpg

my best friend:)

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e374/wyldmoonwoman/100_2214.jpg

Bi-racial Straight Speutered Couple seeks submissive male companion for threesome wrestling and humping activity. Must be into rabbit scat, mud baths, and roadkill. Leash training preferred. Last male companion was not submissive enough and did not enjoy his golden shower. Please no midgets!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e374/wyldmoonwoman/100_2612-1.jpg

Your pups are soooooo cute!

Thank you Gisele, I think so too:)

...Bi-racial Straight Speutered Couple seeks submissive (eta) neutered male companion for threesome wrestling and humping activity. Must be into rabbit scat, mud baths, and roadkill. Leash training preferred. Last male companion was not submissive enough and did not enjoy his golden shower. Please no midgets! (eta) Must be disease free!

Okay...that's just creepy. :twisted:

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Young, married tri female seeks discrete companion for extracurricular activities. Currently married to an old sugar daddy who just can't keep up with me and need someone younger on the side who can handle the fast pace of my world. Must love chasing frisbees & tennis balls, eating, running through the creek, wrestling, my people, and just plain being crazy. Also must love cats, as my best friend and fur stylist is one. For extra points, I love a dog in uniform!


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Elderly mixed-race blonde gentleman seeks age-compatible replacement for current trophy wife. Must be easy-going, submissive (unlike my current companion...), and enjoy sleeping, eating, getting brushed, sleeping, my mommy, sniffing around in the park for chipmunks & stripeys, occasional humping when I get my Rimadil, and sleeping. Cat lovers need not apply!

Lazy Chubby Chaser, looking for a sweet gal for a small amount of playtime and a large amount of naptime. Skinny dogs need not apply, I like my gals with a lot of meat:D Snorters and snorers okay;-)
PS I love short babes, my previous gal, is WAY too tall for me to have any fun with:mad:

Playful female looking for a good natured hunter, to chase squirrels, snakes, crabs, coons, gators etc. Eating anything that moves is okay in my book too. No snorters & snorers:-x

Laid back SWM Westie, 3 yrs seeking similar size female for casual relationship. Nature boy -loves the outdoors, marmot hunting, hanging out, good times, snoozing.

(If you have a younger brother this would be a real asset - needs match for very bratty sister - see ad from Riot Grrl above.)

We like doing everything together, so serious suitors only ;-)

We're lean, fast and ready for a good time. If you like girls who are low maintenance and love to party, we're the ones for you! :rolleyes:

(PS, we have our own toys!)

First off, I gotta say its really creepy to have human singles ads at the top of this page :???: (and extremely sexist/racist:rolleyes:)

But we are thinking of getting a companion for our guinea pig:

SWF seeks F of any color for cuddly companionship. Must enjoy rolling in the hay, long walks down the hallway, and a really good organic salad. Males need not apply, unless they are neutered and dont like to hump.;-)

Okay...that's just creepy. :twisted:

But FUNNY! :D

Sparky has lifted his leg on small male dogs...I do not know why he feels the need to pee on them, but he does...they both occasionally like to have hump fests...and rabbit scat is extremely fun to rub on neck fur...as is roadkill (or anything smelly or dead)...and apparently it tastes good!

I have stinky dogs!

my "boys' aren't gender specific...they want someone who will "bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan"