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: Flat Big Bone Licks Adventures with the Misfits


Gaily
10-12-2008, 06:54 PM
First stop Cabelas
Having a beer with Jurn :wink:
Look what the Misfits got me into
Yummmmmm Corn

Gaily
10-12-2008, 06:57 PM
No more, No more, take me home :shock:

See more here (http://www.elementownersclub.com/forums/showthread.php?t=49296&page=2)

Jojo
10-12-2008, 07:23 PM
:lol:
Well he looks like he a great time!:D

NighthawkStella
10-12-2008, 08:30 PM
the left side of my head/hair and my left shoulder had a great time too!! :lol:

ramblerdan
10-12-2008, 08:38 PM
It seems Junebug's right hand joined in the fun as well. Wonder how she drives without it ... oh yeah, automatic. Eww, creepy!

Junebug
10-12-2008, 08:54 PM
It seems Junebug's right hand joined in the fun as well. Wonder how she drives without it ... oh yeah, automatic. Eww, creepy!

I'm left-handed.

ramblerdan
10-12-2008, 08:59 PM
Uh-huh. I knew you had a sinister aspect.

cai88
10-12-2008, 10:05 PM
We need a full size Big Bone Lick cutout:razz:

tribalelement
10-12-2008, 10:12 PM
Thats Corn'y :lol::lol:

Justinb845
10-13-2008, 06:06 AM
LOL oh my I wondered why things were quiet in the NE now I know why.

Gaily
11-01-2008, 09:58 PM
Check me out hanging out with the mid-atlantic

BigAl205
11-01-2008, 10:02 PM
You people are sick. SICK, I tell ya! :mad:

P.S. I don't drink.

Jojo
11-01-2008, 11:04 PM
:lol:Yeah right, you don't drink and you weren't there....thats your story and you stickin to it!

gisele
11-03-2008, 09:02 AM
I woke up and found him chillin' in the family room :shock:

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb305/nbpgisele/bigAL%20-%20flat%20al/1flatalchilling.jpg

BigAl205
11-04-2008, 03:42 AM
...and what am I smiling about? :shock:

bh045ct
11-04-2008, 07:47 PM
Big Al & Gaily at the Eisenhower

Notice Big Al with Rocket Dog with the "come 'n get it" sign in the background.

gisele
11-10-2008, 04:47 PM
Flat AL/bigal snuggles with his new 110 lb., golden-haired German shepherd Nikita

62273

BigAL says, "I love dogs."

Jojo
11-10-2008, 05:05 PM
I heard BigAl loves to snuggle under the sheets with doggies:D

Brawsie
11-10-2008, 05:07 PM
He's a moderator on this site.
www.ihasahotdog.com :-P

BigAl205
11-11-2008, 01:23 AM
I heard BigAl loves to snuggle under the sheets with doggies:D
You misunderstood...I like snuggling with "puppies"...completely different meaning :D

Rocket Dog
11-11-2008, 07:57 AM
You misunderstood...I like snuggling with "puppies"...completely different meaning :D


So....I guess the nickname "Flat Al" is inaccurate? :wink:

gisele
11-11-2008, 08:01 AM
He's a moderator on this site.
www.ihasahotdog.com :-P

:lol::lol::lol: Perfect!

BTW...love the site, I bookmarked it. Thanks!

Dom.five
11-11-2008, 09:03 AM
That does it Big Al !! I'm removing you from my Friends list !!

First time I turn my head you put yours on my wife's chest.

You can't be trusted !


Dom

BigAl205
11-11-2008, 10:33 AM
That does it Big Al !! I'm removing you from my Friends list !!

First time I turn my head you put yours on my wife's chest.

You can't be trusted !


Dom
...and Rocket Dog's :-|


P.S. You should have been there in my place :evil:

Justinb845
11-11-2008, 08:21 PM
That does it Big Al !! I'm removing you from my Friends list !!

First time I turn my head you put yours on my wife's chest.

You can't be trusted !


Dom

Why all you do is lie there anyway .....that is what you all ways tell me....:rolleyes:

Speedy Toaster Dave
11-19-2008, 07:14 AM
Big Al for Pres. of the E.O.C....:cool:

Junebug
12-26-2008, 10:18 PM
BigAl is visiting the Museum of Flight in Seattle, Washington! Here he is with his namesake plane, "Big Stud," a P-47.

Junebug
12-26-2008, 10:20 PM
BigAl took the trip of a lifetime, flying an SR-71 Blackbird.

BigAl205
12-26-2008, 10:36 PM
Sweet! Is that a photochop or did you stick my pic up there?

Gaily
12-26-2008, 10:50 PM
Sweet! Is that a photochop or did you stick my pic up there?

It's your pic sent you on a holiday vacation.

Dom.five
12-26-2008, 11:02 PM
Junebug, Did Paul get a call from Carly? She went in today to have the baby.

She called me from her cell in the labor room. I'm waiting for the call from them as we speak! I know she aint gonna be happy! She went into labor at 2:30 today. It's still not here! That's a long time to be in that much pain.

I'll keep you posted if they have not called you.

Dom

Dom.five
12-26-2008, 11:37 PM
\ Carly delivered a 7 lb 5 oz baby girl at 11:15 pm tonight.

Dom

Junebug
12-26-2008, 11:45 PM
Lookout, Al, the fun is just beginning. :)

Thanks, Dom, we got a warning call from Justin and are glad to hear little Cadence found her way out!

Junebug
12-28-2008, 06:22 PM
Al, you made it all the way to Renton, Washington for a meet and lunch with the Northwest folks and ramblerdan!

Junebug
12-28-2008, 06:23 PM
After that, you helped with my rear hatch interior release mod! Thanks!

Junebug
12-31-2008, 06:50 PM
Something has gone horribly awry with our friend. We were having such a nice visit.

Today he was seen wreaking havoc in my fine city and was nearly TASED!!! His cries of "Don't tase me bro!" were answered but it was a struggle.

Junebug
12-31-2008, 06:52 PM
Once aL was taken into custody, he was punished with a ride in a Ford product on the way to jail. That pathetic look through the bars on the window isn't going to gain you anything, aL!

Junebug
12-31-2008, 06:53 PM
You are no longer welcome in my town! This will go on your permanent record!

Someone else take this guy ... he's too much for me to handle.

BigAl205
12-31-2008, 07:00 PM
.............................

Jojo
12-31-2008, 07:23 PM
Did anyone ever figure out he could slip through those bars:rolleyes:

BigAl205
12-31-2008, 07:26 PM
Did anyone ever figure out he could slip through those bars:rolleyes:
It's just a picture...

tribalelement
12-31-2008, 08:37 PM
This thread will give me nightmares, that PICTURE:evil: OMG

Dom.five
01-01-2009, 02:40 PM
This thread will give me nightmares, that PICTURE:evil: OMG


The Photo aint bad. Just wait till ya meet the real thing! :-P

Dom

BigAl205
01-01-2009, 02:42 PM
The Photo aint bad. Just wait till ya meet the real thing! :-P

Dom
Go to bed, old man! :mad:

gisele
01-01-2009, 04:15 PM
Big Al likes the tazer.

-g

Spotman
01-01-2009, 05:46 PM
:rolleyes:He actually has two small alligator clips he hooks to his... oh never mind:evil:

Gaily
01-04-2009, 07:47 PM
Oh Flat Al how could you??? I send you on a first class vacation & while I'm away for the weekend your in a squad car, then being tasered, then thrown out of town. :oops: How can I ever trust you again? :-(

BigAl205
01-04-2009, 07:52 PM
Oh Flat Al how could you??? I send you on a first class vacation & while I'm away for the weekend your in a squad car, then being tasered, then thrown out of town. :oops: How can I ever trust you again? :-(
Why did you ever trust me to begin with?



Wait a minute...why am I going along with this nonsense :-?:-|

Gaily
01-04-2009, 07:58 PM
Wait a minute...why am I going along with this nonsense :-?:-|

Like you got something better to do :D & cos you love it.

Twilightzero
02-04-2009, 11:00 AM
Well Flat Al's back for more fun! This time he got together with me & my wife for:

Big Flat Al's
Big Flat Dress-up Party!

Before going to any party, it's always good manners to shower up so you smell fresh!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3088/3252703021_5412ca9a3c.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/25685086@N03/3252703021/sizes/o/in/set-72157613352833862/)


Let's see what should I wear...I'm feeling a bit naughty today, I think I'll wear these!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3001/3252703061_dcac4c6a2f.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/25685086@N03/3252703061/sizes/o/in/set-72157613352833862/)



Tuck in the old doggy before heading out shopping!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3309/3252703105_19b875ec4a.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/25685086@N03/3252703105/sizes/o/in/set-72157613352833862/)


And we arrive at the fabulous destination of Mills Fleet Farm: The Man's Mall! (http://www.fleetfarm.com/) and certified greatest store on earth! If they don't got it, you don't need it!


Let's see...ooo I could really use some farm rated gear lube, you can never have enough lube!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3267/3253529660_0a5cd1210e_o.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/25685086@N03/3253529660/in/set-72157613352833862/)



I could really use a new hair dryer too, my glorious locks deserve only the finest treatment!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3391/3252703299_695336abcf_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/25685086@N03/3252703299/in/set-72157613352833862/)



Oh hey look! I'd been looking for that "something special" to get the Jojo's for their anniversary! It's perfect!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3365/3252703431_308707e627_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/25685086@N03/3252703431/in/set-72157613352833862/)



Check it out! Fill these with cheezy poofs and they'll work great for parties!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3109/3252703573_814f9a6252_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/25685086@N03/3252703573/in/set-72157613352833862/)



Who needs all them fancy drugs & supplements for "enlargement" and "dysfunction"!? All you REALLY need is this stuff right here!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3329/3253530184_943952a304_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/25685086@N03/3253530184/in/set-72157613352833862/)

Twilightzero
02-04-2009, 11:12 AM
Guys! Too wimpy? Got no backbone? Getting sand kicked in your face at the beach? Well worry no more! Women will flock to you when you show them your true grit!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3424/3252703827_0fb44f974e_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/25685086@N03/3252703827/in/set-72157613352833862/)



Geez all this shopping's got my bowels all loosened up. Time for a brea-HEY A LITTLE PRIVACY HERE!!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3503/3253530452_7599441e5c_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/25685086@N03/3253530452/in/set-72157613352833862/)



I would've looked good in the army eh? Who's that sexy devil in the surplus German helmet? Why it's me! And check out that sign behind me! They must've known I'm coming cuz they have a Pain department!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3442/3252704069_5563b311b1_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/25685086@N03/3252704069/in/set-72157613352833862/)



Check it out, some new long johns, and they're just my size!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3387/3253530732_8ae2d54127_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/25685086@N03/3253530732/in/set-72157613352833862/)



Sweeeeeeeeeet doggy, they're even the deluxe model with the escape hatch!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3403/3252704337_5ce16ff0d2_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/25685086@N03/3252704337/in/set-72157613352833862/)



I wonder if Justin would look good in this? I'm gettin all hot & bothered just thinkin about it!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3458/3253530970_2d206ff45a_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/25685086@N03/3253530970/in/set-72157613352833862/)



Hey check out the smokin' hot hen over there! Hey baby, wanna lay some eggs?
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3420/3252704561_cc22aacd7d_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/25685086@N03/3252704561/in/set-72157613352833862/)



Well she told me she wasn't interested so I killed & plucked her instead. Now for some flavoring....AHA! It's named after my nickname, Big "Bone Lick" "Flat" "Hot Sauce" Al!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3301/3253531228_107ce48114_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/25685086@N03/3253531228/in/set-72157613352833862/)

Twilightzero
02-04-2009, 11:17 AM
Finally I've found my true dream girl! Hey baby, can you handle all my hot air as I blow you up?
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3266/3252704805_cc4a76dbd8_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/25685086@N03/3252704805/in/set-72157613352833862/)



Ahh I remember back when I was a rebel biker...the clothes still look good on me though!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3471/3253531400_2810226357_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/25685086@N03/3253531400/in/set-72157613352833862/)



Gotta run over to Big Lots for some party supplies too. Well blow me down, they've got my popcorn in stock! Check out that label! If Al says it's good, it's good!!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3464/3252705099_5dbfd2235b_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/25685086@N03/3252705099/in/set-72157613352833862/)



I don't know what to say other than there's no WAY this is big enough for mine!!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3003/3252705223_77abc1ab0f_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/25685086@N03/3252705223/in/set-72157613352833862/)




Well I'm just about plum tuckered out. Think I'll head home for a nap in an envelope and maybe go visit another one of my close personal friends a bit later...:rolleyes:

Brawsie
02-04-2009, 11:22 AM
Ha

Ha ha

Ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha

He he he he he ha

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hah!:D

Twilightzero
02-04-2009, 11:35 AM
Ha

Ha ha

Ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha

He he he he he ha

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hah!:D

So...how long ya think I have to hide before he gets here to kill me? :rolleyes:

Dom.five
02-04-2009, 11:38 AM
Twi. You Ain't no normal puppy!


Way too funny!


Dom

Brawsie
02-04-2009, 11:39 AM
So...how long ya think I have to hide before he gets here to kill me? :rolleyes:

Let's see...

Football season is over (that's bad)

He's in Alabama (that's good)

He's much bigger than you (that's bad)

Its freezing cold in MN (that's good)

The toppings have potassium benzoate :shock:

I think you're safe til summer.

Jojo
02-04-2009, 11:40 AM
Dang that Flat BigAl gets sexayer everytime I see him:oops:

Twilightzero
02-04-2009, 11:46 AM
Dang that Flat BigAl gets sexayer everytime I see him:oops:

I hear he's sendin you a saddle for Mr. Jojo for your anniversary :D

Twilightzero
02-04-2009, 01:23 PM
Twi. You Ain't no normal puppy!


Way too funny!


Dom


Would you tell the rest of them slacker misfits to get their lazy butts in this thread and at least leave a comment? I didn't do all this work for nothin! :mad:

Gaily
02-04-2009, 02:38 PM
Twi glad to see you & Flat Al had a great visit. Can't picture the real Al in the frozen north so I believe your safe. :)

Jojo I have to agree with ya. Didn't know he had it in him. :shock: Don't forget we want pics of the saddle. :razz:

Think we might need a jug of BigAl's cheese popcorn for the national meet. :rolleyes:

Snuffleupagus
02-04-2009, 02:49 PM
http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/7851/rofl1yi0.gif
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA That's too funny!!!! http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/3276/laughmb4.gif
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/6229/rofl3so8.gif

Speedy Toaster Dave
02-04-2009, 04:15 PM
Big Al, say it aint so..you still have ya Cherry!!!!!!!!!...:razz:

BigAl's Attorney
02-04-2009, 04:23 PM
To all parties concerned,

The image of BigAl205 is protected under United States copyright laws. We are demanding that use of said image in an egregious or otherwise embarrasing situation be halted immediately under penalty of litigation. We furthermore demand that anyone posting his image without the express consent of Mr. 205, pay $14.95 in damages.

Mr. 205 is a reasonable person and realizes that a certain amount of teasing in the name of comaraderie is to be expected, however continuing in this extreme manner will ultimately lead to the opening of a can of whoop-ass.

Thank you for your time

BigAl205
02-04-2009, 04:26 PM
To all parties concerned,

The image of BigAl205 is protected under United States copyright laws. We are demanding that use of said image in an egregious or otherwise embarrasing situation be halted immediately under penalty of litigation. We furthermore demand that anyone posting his image without the express consent of Mr. 205, pay $14.95 in damages.

Mr. 205 is a reasonable person and realizes that a certain amount of teasing in the name of comaraderie is to be expected, however continuing in this extreme manner will ultimately lead to the opening of a can of whoop-ass.

Thank you for your time
You tell 'em, BigAl's Attorney! :mad:

Jojo
02-04-2009, 04:27 PM
Dang! I hope Twi has a good lawyer!8-)

Gaily
02-04-2009, 04:28 PM
To all parties concerned,

ultimately lead to the opening of a can of whoop-ass.

Thank you for your time

This will make Justin very happy :lol:

ramblerdan
02-04-2009, 04:28 PM
Ah, that lawyer's just being a baby.

Twilightzero
02-04-2009, 04:30 PM
Big Al, say it aint so..you still have ya Cherry!!!!!!!!!...:razz:

He just needs a little more Meat Maker and the ladies will flock to him :razz:

BigAl's Attorney
02-04-2009, 04:32 PM
He just needs a little more Meat Maker and the ladies will flock to him :razz:

Please continue...you're making my case a whole lot easier :roll:

BigAl205
02-04-2009, 04:35 PM
Please continue...you're making my case a whole lot easier :roll:
Continue?! I'm getting sick of this junk :mad:

BigAl's Attorney
02-04-2009, 04:37 PM
Continue?! I'm getting sick of this junk :mad:

Please, Mr. 205...let me handle this.

BigAl205
02-04-2009, 04:38 PM
Please, Mr. 205...let me handle this.
Do you think you could handle it a little bit faster? :mad:

BigAl's Attorney
02-04-2009, 04:41 PM
Do you think you could handle it a little bit faster? :mad:

Look, you fat jerk, I've been doing this for a long time and I think I can handle a bunch of dweebs with a picture and camera.

Brawsie
02-04-2009, 04:42 PM
Best. Thread. Evar!

Twilightzero
02-04-2009, 04:44 PM
Jeez that lawyer's ugly...and bald! Maybe a bit of Meat Maker and a nice fat hen would improve his mood :D

BigAl205
02-04-2009, 04:44 PM
Look, you fat jerk, I've been doing this for a long time and I think I can handle a bunch of dweebs with a picture and camera.
FAT JERK?!!! You could jump up in the air and get stuck! :mad:

YOU'RE FIRED!!!!

BigAl's Attorney
02-04-2009, 04:46 PM
FAT JERK?!!! You could jump up in the air and get stuck! :mad:

YOU'RE FIRED!!!!

You can't fire me...I QUIT!!!

Brawsie
02-04-2009, 04:47 PM
Look, you fat jerk, I've been doing this for a long time and I think I can handle a bunch of dweebs with a picture and camera.

Some lawyer. :rolleyes: I haven't seen Tim Vance crying over the Bigal/BigAl incident.

Twilightzero
02-04-2009, 04:47 PM
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Get yer tickets right here! $20 front row, $15 floor, $10 balcony! BigAl's Cheesy Popcorn at the snack bar! Hurry hurry hurry for the fight of the centuryyyyyyyyyyyy!

BigAl205
02-04-2009, 04:47 PM
You can't fire me...I QUIT!!!
Fine! Don't let the door hit you...

BigAl's Attorney
02-04-2009, 04:49 PM
Fine! Don't let the door hit you...

Bite Me! You're all a bunch of losers!:mad::mad::mad:

BigAl's Attorney
02-04-2009, 04:50 PM
BTW...you've still got my card. Call me if you need anything else. :wink:

BigAl205
02-04-2009, 04:52 PM
BTW...you've still got my card. Call me if you need anything else. :wink:
For the last time...GTFO!

Twilightzero
02-04-2009, 04:53 PM
Fine! Don't let the door hit you...

Wait...it's over already? No sissy-slapping? No hair-pulling? No subpoena-serving? No issue grandstanding? NO COURTROOM SHENANIGANS!?

I feel so cheated :sad:

Justinb845
02-04-2009, 04:54 PM
oh my god that was great.:lol::lol:
best laugh I had all day

Jojo
02-04-2009, 04:56 PM
I can't believe I have to go work and miss all this!:cry:

I want it it to got to a jury trial!:lol:

Twilightzero
02-04-2009, 04:59 PM
I can't believe I have to go work and miss all this!:cry:

I want it it to got to a jury trial!:lol:

Yeah but where the hell would we find unbiased jurors around here, hmmmmm? :rolleyes:

Besides I'm hiring Brawsie as my lawyer, between the two of us we'll easily make the jury want to use mental bleach and forget everything they heard in the trial :razz:

Justinb845
02-04-2009, 05:22 PM
forget what?

Twilightzero
02-04-2009, 05:23 PM
forget what?

Good man, here's your cup o' bleach and $5 :D

gisele
02-04-2009, 05:50 PM
Ha

Ha ha

Ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha

He he he he he ha

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hah!:D

What he said.

That was fun shopping with bigal

Twilightzero
02-04-2009, 05:52 PM
What he said.

That was fun shopping with bigal

I even included a doggy in the photo shoot just for you :D

gisele
02-04-2009, 05:57 PM
I even included a doggy in the photo shoot just for you :D

I know. That's the second time I've seen flatAL snuggle with a doggie. He luuuuvs dogs you know.

bh045ct
02-05-2009, 12:40 AM
Big Al be thankful. At least they did not dress up with a Florida Gator or Auburn jersey!!!

Speedy Toaster Dave
02-05-2009, 07:37 AM
WAIT A SEC, that woman in Cali. that has 6 kids already no hubby or job and just had 8 more at a cost in hospital bill of 2,840,000. who payin for that .me and you i want Bi Al's lawyer can i have his card?...:roll::twisted:

Brawsie
02-05-2009, 08:53 AM
Yeah but where the hell would we find unbiased jurors around here, hmmmmm? :rolleyes:

Besides I'm hiring Brawsie as my lawyer, between the two of us we'll easily make the jury want to use mental bleach and forget everything they heard in the trial :razz:

Yup, make you wish you could get a neuralizer. I've had jurors digging out their eyeballs with spoons.:-P I showed them my vacation pictures.

Twilightzero
02-05-2009, 09:23 AM
WAIT A SEC, that woman in Cali. that has 6 kids already no hubby or job and just had 8 more at a cost in hospital bill of 2,840,000. who payin for that .me and you i want Bi Al's lawyer can i have his card?...:roll::twisted:

But children are a miracle and we can't stand in the way of miracles now can we?

I WANT HIS CARD TOO! :mad:


Yup, make you wish you could get a neuralizer. I've had jurors digging out their eyeballs with spoons.:-P I showed them my vacation pictures.

If you're in need of more material, I have some great LARP hentai from an anime convention you can borrow :razz: :evil:

BigAl's Attorney
02-08-2009, 09:16 PM
WAIT A SEC, that woman in Cali. that has 6 kids already no hubby or job and just had 8 more at a cost in hospital bill of 2,840,000. who payin for that .me and you i want Bi Al's lawyer can i have his card?...:roll::twisted:

But children are a miracle and we can't stand in the way of miracles now can we?
This is what happens when you tamper with miracles. I will not rest until I get to the bottom of this...starting next week.

BigAl205
02-08-2009, 09:18 PM
GET OUTTA' HERE!!!!:mad::mad::mad:

Brawsie
02-08-2009, 09:23 PM
Ca ca ca ca ca cat fight!:D

BigAl205
02-08-2009, 09:29 PM
Ca ca ca ca ca cat fight!:D
Brawsie...kiss my grits!

Brawsie
02-08-2009, 09:38 PM
Brawsie...kiss my grits!

Cheese, plain or garlic? I don't like plain grits.:-D

Twilightzero
02-08-2009, 11:51 PM
Oooo cheese please, with bacon bits too :D

Brawsie
02-09-2009, 01:53 PM
Oooo cheese please, with bacon bits too :D

I would have asked for bacon bits too but Al said "kiss" not "Pile your face in and start chewing my grits":twisted:

Speedy Toaster Dave
02-09-2009, 07:00 PM
i confused is Brawsie puttin cheese and bacon bits on Big Al and eatin it off ..or what''.....:D

Jojo
02-09-2009, 10:02 PM
i confused is Brawsie puttin cheese and bacon bits on Big Al and eatin it off ..or what''.....:D

Stop putting pictures In my head!:mad:

Twilightzero
02-09-2009, 10:05 PM
Stop putting pictures In my head!:mad:

But why? Without them it's so empty in there :razz:

BigAl205
02-09-2009, 10:13 PM
...............................

Snuffleupagus
02-09-2009, 10:14 PM
But why? Without them it's so empty in there :razz:

Umm... it was great knowing you, Twi! I'm sure you'll be missed. I don't know by whom but somebody is sure to miss you. I think. :D

Brawsie
02-10-2009, 09:00 AM
Umm... it was great knowing you, Twi! I'm sure you'll be missed. I don't know by whom but somebody is sure to miss you. I think. :D

Yeah, but just think about how cool Jojo's den is going to look with his pelt stretched on a rack hanging above the couch.

Twilightzero
02-10-2009, 09:09 AM
I'm sending her instant Wii-itis, she won't be able to move her arms to catch me :D

Speedy Toaster Dave
02-10-2009, 09:25 AM
i will miss him he is the smartest velvet wearin happily married in here ...now back to our program Big Al's food network W/ Brawsie's cooking secerts...:D

Twilightzero
02-10-2009, 09:46 AM
i will miss him he is the smartest velvet wearin happily married in here ...now back to our program Big Al's food network W/ Brawsie's cooking secerts...:D

Who's dead? You can't possibly be referring to me with that "happily" comment...:twisted:

Brawsie
02-10-2009, 12:02 PM
i will miss him he is the smartest velvet wearin happily married in here ...now back to our program Big Al's food network W/ Brawsie's cooking secerts...:D

Jojo's Twilight stew

1 Twilightzero
1 55 Gallon drum
1 Rolling pin
1 Sharp stick
35 Gallons fish stock (keeps the funny taste down)

1. Whack Twi with the rolling pin
2. Dump him into the drum with 35 Gallons fish stock
3. Stew for several days using the sharp stick to prod occasionally
4. Dump contents of entire drum into local estuary
5. Deny any involvement in pollution scandal

Twilightzero
02-10-2009, 12:16 PM
Jojo's Twilight stew

1 Twilightzero
1 55 Gallon drum
1 Rolling pin
1 Sharp stick
35 Gallons fish stock (keeps the funny taste down)

1. Whack Twi with the rolling pin
2. Dump him into the drum with 35 Gallons fish stock
3. Stew for several days using the sharp stick to prod occasionally
4. Dump contents of entire drum into local estuary
5. Deny any involvement in pollution scandal

You forgot the whole "grind his bones to make your bread" part :rolleyes:

Jojo
02-10-2009, 01:18 PM
I'm planning a BBQ this weekend, everyones invited:D
Twi, can you come by Friday night?

Snuffleupagus
02-10-2009, 01:27 PM
I'm planning a BBQ this weekend, everyones invited:D
Twi, can you come by Friday night?

This is soooo reminiscent of the Hansel and Gretel story. The unsuspecting being invited inside for a feast only to be feasted upon. Such a romantic story. :D

Twilightzero
02-10-2009, 01:38 PM
I'm planning a BBQ this weekend, everyones invited:D
Twi, can you come by Friday night?

Sorry darlin', I gots dinner plans and a 3 hour rehearsal Friday night. And you do NOT want to face an angry director whose dress rehearsal you just made me miss! :shock:

Brawsie
02-10-2009, 02:22 PM
Sorry darlin', I gots dinner plans and a 3 hour rehearsal Friday night. And you do NOT want to face an angry director whose dress rehearsal you just made me miss! :shock:

Lemme get this straight...
Twi: Has an E
is Norwegian (or something)
likes hentai
and tentacles
plays drums
and chainsaws
IT geek
Pop culture nerd
AND Thespian?

Yup, you're king of the wierd;-)

Jojo
02-10-2009, 02:59 PM
Bring your director along, theres plenty for everyone!:rolleyes:
Make sure you eat a big lunch before coming over;-)

Twilightzero
02-10-2009, 03:13 PM
Whoever said I was a thespian? It's a MUSIC rehearsal, I have a concert Saturday night with dress rehearsal friday night.

Snuffleupagus
02-10-2009, 03:20 PM
Whoever said I was a thespian? It's a MUSIC rehearsal, I have a concert Saturday night with dress rehearsal friday night.

You are NOT a thespian??? :shock: Are you telling me you do not and cannot do EVERYTHING??? :???:

I am so disappointed. There goes my faith in mankind. :-(

Twilightzero
02-10-2009, 03:31 PM
You are NOT a thespian??? :shock: Are you telling me you do not and cannot do EVERYTHING??? :???:

I am so disappointed. There goes my faith in mankind. :-(

I act, but not in productions. I see my life as my stage :D

Brawsie
02-10-2009, 03:33 PM
Whoever said I was a thespian? It's a MUSIC rehearsal, I have a concert Saturday night with dress rehearsal friday night.

Dress rehearsal for a concert? Is that when you put on your leather pants and frilly blouse and play music before you put on your leather pants and frilly blouse and play music for people?;-)

Twilightzero
02-10-2009, 03:34 PM
Dress rehearsal for a concert? Is that when you put on your leather pants and frilly blouse and play music before you put on your leather pants and frilly blouse and play music for people?;-)

I'll have you know I look GOOD in lederhosen - I'm half German also :D

Brawsie
02-10-2009, 03:39 PM
I'll have you know I look GOOD in lederhosen - I'm half German also :D

You should see the metal picture I just had. Twi...in lederhosen...behind a drumkit...with tentacles... Some kind of cross between Keith Moon, Angus Young and the Kraken.

Jojo
02-10-2009, 03:44 PM
You should see the metal picture I just had. Twi...in lederhosen...behind a drumkit...with tentacles... Some kind of cross between Keith Moon, Angus Young and the Kraken.

...you forgot Gallagher:rolleyes:

Twilightzero
02-10-2009, 03:46 PM
You would've loved the costume I wore for playing drums in a local production of the Rocky Horror Show. Blue & white ruffled dress shirt, electric blue crushed velvet dinner jacket, black converse with flames, knee-high stripey socks, and sheer black boxers with big red lip prints on them. :D

Oh and in the last show I played for, I may not have HAD tentacles, but I had to FIGHT a tentacle monster while playing drums dressed in a fake Star Trek uniform :rolleyes:

Dom.five
02-10-2009, 03:47 PM
I act, but not in productions. I see my life as my stage :D


Yo Dude, Do me a favor. Before your start your Stripper routine let me know, so I can be somewhere else! :rolleyes:

Thanks in advance for your Kind consideration .

Dom

ORANGEE
02-10-2009, 03:50 PM
Yo Dude, Do me a favor. Before your start your Stripper routine let me know, so I can be somewhere else! :rolleyes:

Thanks in advance for your Kind consideration .

Dom

He has a "hole" routine now? the world is in trouble

Speedy Toaster Dave
02-10-2009, 06:19 PM
i aint sayin a word....:rolleyes:

Twilightzero
02-10-2009, 06:35 PM
He has a "hole" routine now? the world is in trouble

I keep trying to think of something to reply with that won't get me banned but so far I've been completely unsuccessful...:rolleyes:

Snuffleupagus
02-10-2009, 06:38 PM
I keep trying to think of something to reply with that won't get me banned but so far I've been completely unsuccessful...:rolleyes:

Wow... I never thought I would ever see Twi stumped. Well done, Orangee. I am impressed. :D

Twilightzero
02-10-2009, 07:15 PM
Wow... I never thought I would ever see Twi stumped. Well done, Orangee. I am impressed. :D

Chalk it up to long long day, sinus headache, starving, and lack of sleep...:twisted:

I won't disappoint you again :D

Speedy Toaster Dave
02-11-2009, 06:44 AM
Starving T.W.I. you are King of your Castle tell her git ya dinner on or go to JoJo's B.B.Q....:D

Twilightzero
02-11-2009, 09:11 AM
Starving T.W.I. you are King of your Castle tell her git ya dinner on or go to JoJo's B.B.Q....:D

Have you been hanging around Justine's School of Incoherent Thoughts lately....? :confused:

Speedy Toaster Dave
02-11-2009, 09:18 AM
no why ? orange did start a charm school i am thinkin of goin too''..:D

Speedy Toaster Dave
02-11-2009, 09:19 AM
is Justine back his-her alter ego....:D

NighthawkStella
02-19-2009, 06:05 PM
Brrr...sure is cold here in South Dakota. Flat Al and I enjoyed our day off and went to a couple parks here. Good thing he wore the hat, his ears were getting cold!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/26293474@N04/sets/72157614127481906/

Sorry about the flickr site, I couldn't get the photos resized to fit on the forum.

Thanks for the fun Flat Al!!:)

BigAl205
02-19-2009, 06:35 PM
That Flat Al sure gets around. :rolleyes:

Brawsie
02-19-2009, 06:47 PM
Aaaaaaaw poor Cooper. At least he didn't maul you Al.

Dom.five
02-19-2009, 10:51 PM
Starving T.W.I. you are King of your Castle tell her git ya dinner on or go to JoJo's B.B.Q....:D

Wait, I think I have a Photo of that !!

Speedy Toaster Dave
02-20-2009, 07:54 PM
I KNEW IT!! she is Rich...:D

Justinb845
02-22-2009, 09:21 PM
so I take it that my alter ego has a problem typing coherntly huh?
ok.
so I blame all my spelling on Justine