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A "Tuner" Element Christmas!!!
Twas the night before Christmas
When all through the camp
Not a Element was started,
And it was really, really damp.
The food was gone and had been taken away,
"It's because of the Bears," is all they would say!
I was feeling depressed and I still missed my bling,
Where are the Boulevards, Avenues, paved streets and things?
I tried hard to fit in and let it be what it may*
I felt like Christmas is just not a 'Camping Day!'
Yet the campers were ready with their pot, pans and stoves
Spreading their gospel, and they all turned out in droves!
Elements from Montana, and other odd states,
All getting together like predestined mates!
Pots were hanging from trees all upside down,
A modded 'Ingen Exhaust' was no where to be found!
At Big 5, REI, and Cabela and Sears,
It's just another day, and "Do you need muffs for your ears?"
Give me back my Coil Overs, and my Lower Control Arms too!
I just want all paved roads and a Motor Inn or two!
I don't want to be cold and sleep on the ground,
I want a 'Happy Hour' in the middle of Town!
I will never camp again or listen to Miss Ellie,
Because food from the bar is better on your belly!
At just about midnight, I started to get mean,
I didn't think the Fat Man was going to make this scene!
But then up in the trees, there arose such a clatter
It just had to be him, and that's all that could matter!
I didn't say a word to spoil Santa's one night race,
So that he would grant me a wish, which I left up to faith!
My wish is the same that seems to go discarded,
But maybe he'll grant it before 2010 gets started.
It's a dream that happens over and over for me,
A new generation Element, and and 'Tuner Section' on the EOC.
Words are words, and that's all I really have to say,
Except for a shout out to "the SoCal Crew," and I wish you a
"Happy Christmas Holiday!!!"
Whatever your faith,and whomever you pray to, I hope that your families are safe
and that you are blessed this Holiday Season, and throughout the entire New Year!
"God Bless Our Troops!"
Chief and Family
Twas the night before Christmas
When all through the camp
Not a Element was started,
And it was really, really damp.
The food was gone and had been taken away,
"It's because of the Bears," is all they would say!
I was feeling depressed and I still missed my bling,
Where are the Boulevards, Avenues, paved streets and things?
I tried hard to fit in and let it be what it may*
I felt like Christmas is just not a 'Camping Day!'
Yet the campers were ready with their pot, pans and stoves
Spreading their gospel, and they all turned out in droves!
Elements from Montana, and other odd states,
All getting together like predestined mates!
Pots were hanging from trees all upside down,
A modded 'Ingen Exhaust' was no where to be found!
At Big 5, REI, and Cabela and Sears,
It's just another day, and "Do you need muffs for your ears?"
Give me back my Coil Overs, and my Lower Control Arms too!
I just want all paved roads and a Motor Inn or two!
I don't want to be cold and sleep on the ground,
I want a 'Happy Hour' in the middle of Town!
I will never camp again or listen to Miss Ellie,
Because food from the bar is better on your belly!
At just about midnight, I started to get mean,
I didn't think the Fat Man was going to make this scene!
But then up in the trees, there arose such a clatter
It just had to be him, and that's all that could matter!
I didn't say a word to spoil Santa's one night race,
So that he would grant me a wish, which I left up to faith!
My wish is the same that seems to go discarded,
But maybe he'll grant it before 2010 gets started.
It's a dream that happens over and over for me,
A new generation Element, and and 'Tuner Section' on the EOC.
Words are words, and that's all I really have to say,
Except for a shout out to "the SoCal Crew," and I wish you a
"Happy Christmas Holiday!!!"
Whatever your faith,and whomever you pray to, I hope that your families are safe
and that you are blessed this Holiday Season, and throughout the entire New Year!
"God Bless Our Troops!"
Chief and Family
