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Hey,

When it comes to cars i don't know ny ass from my gas cap, but if any one needs advice on life, love, or anything, just know i'm here.
(I also make a mean manhattan and am good to children). :lol:
 

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If I go to work at a fire hydrant factory, where do I park?
 

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Which came first...the chicken or the egg?

I would also like to know.....how many siamese twin dwarfs can fit into an E??

Inquiring minds want to know!
 

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Why is an astroid called an astroid and a hemorrhoid called a hemorrhoid?
Shouldn't they be the other way around?

And if that were true, would your proctologist be called an astronaut?

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<With a cackling old nasty laugh> Wot is the average flight speed of a sparrow?

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LQQk,

Someone messed those up. as far as the the other part. i actuall do call my proctologist an astronaut. dr buzz mcaldrige.

ISK

the average flight speed of the sparrow ranges from 5 to 39 mph.
 
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