I had six watermelons because I work at a YMCA Summer camp and on every friday all the YMCA Summer camps in the area get together for a cookout.....so we needed the six watermelons to feed our hungry kids on the cook out day.
I should go on the record to clarify that I actually have a cordial relationship with my in-laws.
But they are, without a doubt, the very strangest people you'll ever meet. They exist in a kind of anachronistic half-reality where the modern world is sort of a dream they don't really believe in.
They're smart, kind, moral, and, in their own way, funny people, but if you came across them, you'd think that they were just this side of the funny farm. We've had good times and some very sad times and I've never actually quarreled with them. It'd be like quarreling with a pecan tree - the only response you might get would be nutty.