Ha, ha! I know DAT'S right! And I gotta explain here that I'm not some kind of pervert with a fetish for tissues- I DO have a fetish for cleaning my glasses off, hence the Kleenex. And I'm the same way with the windshield- I go through a LOT of washer fluid, Windex and paper towels.....
Yeah, but then you gotta have special little kleenex and such. I like to be able to have a big box available. I guess that IS pretty ludicrous.
Back in the days when cars mostly all had transmission humps they used to make all kinds of neat console/drink holder/kleenex dispenser type things....sort of straddled the hump(that doesn't sound very nice!)- pretty cool-I even had one with a C.B. mount on it and speakers on the sides. But they were all pretty much universal fit-wise. Something like THAT would be cool for someone to make and sell for the E-something that would fit in that space in front of the sub and serve several purposes. Kleenex/cup holder/cell phone holder/whatever.
My talents don't lie in that direction, unfortunately. I'd buy one though!