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RamblerDan found this sign near my house.
He and Snuff were trying to figure it out.:confused:

Oh this is just too funny.:)

Didn't you guys know CT is blessed by the hand of God. Our trees sway in God's breeze.
(could be fart air)

Also good for hiding behind to take care of things:lol:

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p.s. is Xmas Tree Farm
 

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Simply adding an ornament to the hand would explain everything.
 

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I would think it is just a regular person's hand, and the sign is showing directions to an air-freshener factor.
 

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Simply adding an ornament to the hand would explain everything.
This is funny, I smell a night raid with a painting brush coming soon.:D

(bh - the far left side of the sign explains the CT grown thing)

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looks like a night raid was already pulled on the sign. Someone wasn't satisfied with just the arrow as a guiding light. They added a piece of white tape to make sure people need to "turn to the right".
 

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Simply adding an ornament to the hand would explain everything.
But which ornament? You've got to be PC nowadays.

They sure grow tiny trees up there in CT :D


Here's what you need....
 

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It looks like a tree groping farm. We have those all over Montana. Never grope a spruce or balsam.
 

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I'd say it would probably be a tree groping farm, like the poster above. Thouh it could be telling you not to touch the trees once you make a right turn? Or stick your hand out the window and hit them and get sap all over you while you drive...
 

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It looks like a tree groping farm. We have those all over Montana. Never grope a spruce or balsam.
Trees just aren't satisfied with a hug anymore? Soon they're gonna want to know your name, and if you're gonna call and then they want to meet your parents. I hate clingy trees.
 

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RamblerDan found this sign near my house.
He and Snuff were trying to figure it out.:confused:

Oh this is just too funny.:)

Didn't you guys know CT is blessed by the hand of God. Our trees sway in God's breeze.
(could be fart air)

Also good for hiding behind to take care of things:lol:

jurn
p.s. is Xmas Tree Farm
So I guessed correctly. What a lucky guess. LOL :)
 

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Trees just aren't satisfied with a hug anymore? Soon they're gonna want to know your name, and if you're gonna call and then they want to meet your parents. I hate clingy trees.
Dude. You have issues.

Don't you know trees can't move? If they get too clingy, just walk away.
 

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It looks like a tree groping farm. We have those all over Montana. Never grope a spruce or balsam.
Dude-I believe the Pine-Sol you've been huffing has altered your personal reality! :confused:

The advise not to grope a spruce is right on-they are prickly bastards, Balsams are soft and cuddly and like to be tickled.:lol:
 

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Yeah. I think I have become too close to trees. I worked in the woods for six years and now I'm working on my arborist certification. It all starts out simply enough and before you know it you're climbing them! The lesson to be learned is: don't hug a tree.
 

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I think it means it is ok to Judo Chop a small tree in CT.
 
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