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A joke for Thanksgiving:

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the parrot's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity.

John tried and tired to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music, and anything else he could think of to clean up the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up, and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot, and the parrot got even angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird, and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes, the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arm and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, " May I ask what the turkey did?" :-D

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
 

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Thank you and the same to you!

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Happy Thanksgiving

Hoping everyone has a Safe & Happy Thanksgiving .


Drive Carefully and watch out for the other guys,
 

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Hi everyone and Happy Thanksgiving. I am thankful for all my friends here on the site. I'm a better person 'cuz of you all!
Enjoy the time with friends and family!
 
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