I think people think there is this bright neon sign over a car that is park all isolated that says "I am lonely park next to me" really, it happens all the time... not just parking.. go some place to eat (this happens to me and my husband too often) it can be empty.. yet every person who will come in after us, must sit next to us.. (this would be a seat yourself place obviously) there is is this freakish attraction people have, goes with the empty lane in traffic, must be something wrong with it lets all pile in the same lane.. etc.. you know the lemming principal (they all jump off a cliff together)
Ahh and I must make statements on the Saturn issue.. if it were possible the "dent resistant" doors of the Saturn were so superior would it not be likely all vehicles would have this now? Item two, sure a vehicle that has the life span of a typical Saturn will have to have some good point (Key point look at the one posting of people who traded their saturn for an element, note how many of them talk about their constant oil refills.. some per every gas fill up, this is a common problem with saturns) saturns are not well known for their reliability. Aside from general perception we could simply view Consumer reports who rates Saturn at the bottom barrel.
The "wonderful exterior" does not fair well when you look at the reliability records for Saturns.. paint trim and rust rate the same on saturn as they do on hondas (which in both cases rates very well), the integrity and hardware rate far better on Honda, as well as other facets like engine, electrical, brakes, etc etc..
I also read that funny report about the Saturn and the traffic cone ... funny!!
I too also was dinged right after getting my element, brought it home saturday evening, that monday my hubbie had to take it and show it off.. he was en-route to work.. stopped in a traffic jam a vehicle riding the shoulder knocked something into the drivers side back door and gashed and scraped the door in several places. He was a wreck, and I was ill over it too.. it has since been remedied.. my dealer covered it for us, since we had such a long long wait for my accessories to arrive.
There is more to a car though then the ignorant people out there, and merely parking on pluto will not prevent it.. in fact for some reason i see more damage happen to vehicles who do park in the outer banks, so just use normal caution, yet don't fret.. things will happen unless you stand guard, just try and deal the best you can, and of course there is EOC for moral support!
GOOD LUCK!!