We don't believe you. You're lying about being an E owner. You can't come into our super secret clubhouse until you post pictures of you in front of your new E, holding two forms of government issued photo ID, a newspaper showing today's date and Vente half-caff non-fat two-pump dirty Chai Latte in a double cup.
Ok, you can just send me that cup of coffee directly, it doesn't need to be in the picture with you. But the rest of that stuff has to be there!!!