Something has gone disastrously awry with this young person. What could push someone to be so misconstrued about what people think? Poor girl, she is probably ignored by her parents and an outcast in social activities. Imagine what it would be like to know someone with this type of vanity, no matter what she looks like (and I am guessing its not half of what she claims!) So here's what I think:
Scenario 1:
Nikki=Nicky
He is a dejected, pimple faced kid who has no friends and only dream in life is to meet someone who is either tolerant or blind enough to put up with his utter ugliness. He thinks it is funny to pose as a woman, a hot woman at that, because to him, this is what would make him happiest. He is saving all of his money from his job at Kentucky Fried Chicken to have a sex change operation, which will transform him into 'Nikki", and probably go on to lead a life of selling his/her/its body for cash to pay off the Element they bought that mimics the type of transformation externally that they want desperately to make of their own body.
Scenario 2:
Nikki has had so much plastic surgery, that, not unlike Pamela Anderson, people who see her and her car are mistaking her FOR the car because her body has more plastic in it than the Element. In this case, Nikki is in grave danger of melting in the summer and sticking to the seats of her Element, but at least she will be able to get a good nights sleep considering the capabilities of the seating arrangements!
Think of how BEAUTIFUL those seat covers will be......
Scenario 3:
Nikki is a lunatic with cheap internet access and nothing better to do....
Hey, lets take a vote!!!! :twisted:
